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[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #11 of the UF22 Draft, #CoachSteve has selected Jake Lloyd. Steve's selection indicates that either Essendon fans hate watching their own team play or that Steve and Joel are plotting to make sure Kenny watches every Bombers game this year. #MerretToo? @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #10 of the UF22 Draft, #CoachJoel selected Llah Noraa. According to YouTube, Noora is a French singer/songwriter whose 2020 release 'Lie to me' has 203k views. Noora's not expected to make her AFL debut in Rd.1 due to a recent hamstring injury. Bizarre. @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #9 of the UF22 Draft, PaintPlace presents #CoachScott has selected Christian Petracca. Before being drafted, Tracc studied commerce and marketing at Swinburne University, this might come in handy if Scotty needs someone to help move some paint. Dual threat. @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #8 in the UF22 Draft, @jaynaldo33 has selected Lachie Whitfield. Whitfield supported Hawthorn as a youngster, demonstrating poor judgement. Luckily for Jay, Whitfield has kept his nose clean since joining the League. Recreational.

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #7 in the UF22 Draft, #CoachTom has selected Birdperson FC star Touk Miller. After keeping the 🐖 and drafting the 🐐, Tom is now the proud owner of the only farm on the Gold Coast. Agrarian. @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #6 in the UF22 draft, #CoachGary has selected Marcus Bontempelli. Selecting Bont this early in the draft has raised some eyebrows, especially within Victoria Police's Fixated Persons Unit, who will be monitoring Gary's movements from now on. Loyal. @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #5 in the UF22 Draft #CoachJensen has selected Tom Mitchell. Titch wore #6 at Sydney and now wears #3 at Hawthorn, he has petitioned the AFL to allow him to wear #0 at Richmond next season. Linear. @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick 4 of the UF22 Draft, #CoachBear has selected @brodiegrundy. Some misguided pundits believe Grundy lacks 'hunger' since his big contract; but club dieticians tell me that as a 203cm/100kg professional athlete, Grundy's hunger is likely limitless. Insatiable. @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #3 of the UF22 Draft, #CoachShane has selected Max Gawn. At 203cm, Gawn claims to be the tallest Demon to play the game. However, a recent club physical has revealed that he is actually 0% Demon. Duplicitous. @jaynaldo33 @Inbetweeners22

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

With pick #2 of the UF22 Draft, #CoachMatt has selected Jack Macrae. The surname Macrae originates from the Scottish Highlands. There is no current 'Chief' of Clan Macrae, suggesting Jack has poor leadership qualities. Risky. @inbetweeners22 @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

#TeamHeath has selected Jack Steele with the #1 Pick in the 2022 UF Draft, and it's not hard to guess why. Steel has a melting point of 2750F and Jack scored 2756 points in UF2021. Science. @Inbetweeners21 @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@kayosports_help The playback cursor disappears after the initial error kicks me off the stream the first time. Makes Kayo unusable and has happened twice in the last week

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@kayosports_help my feed died during the last quarter of the footy and the NBA, always starts the stream from the start and won't let me get back to live. What gives?

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@ExiledVictorian @jaynaldo33

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@t_cleaver @DTTALK why

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@jaynaldo33 KL is long way to go for lunch... worth it...

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@jaynaldo33 with moves like that, we might try and get him transferred to South Bend!

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@InbetweenersUF BirdpeopleFC happy to announce that Toby Greene's contact has been extended for 2017. #FlyHigh

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@InbetweenersUF @SteveWilson85 #Belivethat #Donthedoom

[jacob grooby @GroobyJ]

@InbetweenersUF @mattpedo Suckling needs 47pts in the last half to pull off an upset! #whocarescup