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@DalgetySusan Get him booked in for his smear test.

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@QcWynter Darren Jones was wheeled out to make us believe the unbelievable. Nothing was made better by Darren Jones.

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@AgentP22 I'm winning tonight, whichever way you look at it! Live in Scotland, born in Argentina, English parents!!

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@JuliaHB1 Come to Edinburgh, I've just had to put a fleece on!

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@ReformUKScot Excellent!

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@DalgetySusan That looks perfect.

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@GuidoFawkes God help us. Nothing has ever been made better by Darren Jones.

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@spectator Has he gone yet?!

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@sharrond62 Mine are full of woodlice!

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@PolitlcsUK Only 15. Doesn't that tell you all you need to know?

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@Conservatives Has he gone yet?

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@spectator I love articles like this. Thanks.

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@uncomplex Yes. He adds nothing!

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@sarforalltosee I'll let you off! I'm hoping it's a false alarm and we don't have to put up with too much Pip!

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@olympians @LMSBOSSY @MelparkerMel Let's hope it's a false alarm. I find Pip rather irritating.

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@LMSBOSSY @MumofFatCassie Yes please!

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@CamillaPargett1 Poo on the outfield!

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@CamillaPargett1 @olympians Or Pip!

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@lidlkim @curiouslast1 Funny how different we all are. I don't mind Lynda, but I can't bear Tom and Adam!!

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@ITVNewsPolitics He needs some grown up joke makers. The rest of us made jokes like that when we were teenagers.