Grouch Lessons

Study at your own pace

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

Twitter users losing their minds that they've never gotten paid for all the time they've spent posing as teens and probing the chatbots

[Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro]

NEW: Meta paid contractors to pose as teens and probe rival chatbots with disturbing and bizarre prompts involving suicide, sex, eating disorders, drugs, and child-safety scenarios.

https://t.co/cbfdGjEiS9

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

I saw your dad at the fireworks store. He wants to know why you haven't called him to wish him Happy Father's Day.

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

@sarahlovescali I made a bet with myself at the start of COVID to avoid *buying alcohol for myself* and I've stuck to it beyond my own expectations. I hope exposing every wound to the subscribership of the New Yorker will pay off for you in unexpectedly positive ways. RIP Josh

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

I am going to buy geofenced data associated with every phone at this event and figure out a way to trick them into making a monthly deposit into my bank account

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Land of the free. Home of the brave. 🇺🇸

@UFC Freedom 250 has KICKED OFF!

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

The 25th anniversary countdown begins

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@GarlicCorgi https://t.co/cD9OU1zOQ0

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

The sci-fi economy (derogatory)

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

@jangelooff I don't trust chatgpt to make decisions for me like this

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching avatar

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

If Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies damaged my DNA it wouldn't be the first time but it's adding up

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

my latest investigation for @ConsumerReports is based on months of reporting and 120+ lab tests of popular snacks

we found over a third of grocery products had more additives or contaminants in one serving than what health agencies have identified as safe to consume daily (🧵)

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

No way…

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

In the 90s The Sweetwater on N 6th St was a punk bar with a pool table and you could play Amebix on the jukebox

[bennny @Driftwould2]

The hipster music discussion has devolved into 35 year olds trying to out-cool each other with what they listened to and frankly that’s the hipster spirit, right there

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

@GarlicCorgi No sleep till

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@ihateurfamily checks out

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What are they hiding about UFOs

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@GarlicCorgi The field is covered in blood

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

A Ring doorbell camera in Florida captures a pizza delivery driver placing orders at a residence as Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket explodes during a static fire engine test at Cape Canaveral, May 2026.

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

One time scammers hacked the email server at the Benedictine convent where my cousin lives so hundreds of people got urgent messages from her account claiming she was stuck in Manila and needed us to wire cash

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

As evidenced by the unbridled promotion and implementation of technology at the expense of human dignity, we are truly experiencing an eclipse of the sense of what it means to be human. It is imperative to recover an understanding of the true meaning and grandeur of humanity as intended by God. It is in this sense that the challenge we currently face is not technological, but anthropological, and it is my hope that the Encyclical Letter to be published within a few days will contribute to answering this challenge.

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

How old is Osama Bin Laden we both know he's still alive

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Making yourself feel powerful by sending special forces to arrest a 94 year old former leader of an island nation impoverished by U.S. sanctions doesn't exactly suggest a strong, self-confident and ascendant superpower.

[Grouch Lessons @GrouchLessons]

@getfiscal Drink plenty of fluids