The Blue One

Formerly Flying Smurf. Mental health advocate because I was crash landed under the fountain too long. People are tiring, cats are nice.

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@forest_fr1ends Milton Keynes again?

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@thesundaysport Of those options, Twister. I'm told.

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@FidelCuntstruck It got Musked.

[Prof Janina Ramirez @DrJaninaRamirez]

‼️ Important health warning incoming‼️

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@visitnorthyork Many times. Difficult to avoid going between Runswick Bay and Whitby!

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@TheProphetLen @VexingVixxen Fettuccine minimum.

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Take Rice off and keep him off. He's created nothing, been on the end of nothing, and looks like he just doesn't want to be there. Again. #ENGGHA

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@bbcnickrobinson Look in the mirror Nick, that lack of anything useful will be there staring back at you. At least he tried to make a difference, rather than just saying he/everyone got it wrong.

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@BBCPolitics @bbclaurak We enter a period of even more feverish speculation by political commentators.

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@anon_opin

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@Socket1Sophie He's a Cambridge graduate, the cycle continues.

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@PippaCrerar Which role has Burnham promised Streeting?

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@JonathanPieNews Shortly after they lose the next general ejection.

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@Roswi1423 @BBCBreaking Beethoven's Ode To Joy, being played loudly from the public pavement at the end of Downing Street.

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@PippaCrerar There'll be plenty of laundry to do this evening - the mainstream media all just came in their pants.

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@thesundaysport Lettuce pray

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Bored already. Come on Keith, hurry up, get to the point.

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@Peston We appear minutes away from an announcement from somebody about something. While you might be correct about the person and content, at this stage it's speculation.

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@PoliticalPics Where do all these journos and camera/sound crews go to the toilet?

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@fesshole The Swamp Ass Band. Available for weddings, funerals and wipings.