I don’t know who needs to hear this,
But President Trump is the greatest President in our lifetime,
And we are lucky enough to get to see it right before our eyes.
What he said:
‘We’ve achieved our audacious target of 100k tests a day. The number yesterday was 122,347’
What he meant:
We actually did 79,522 tests.
Of course that misses the target. So we counted those in the post.
And if we call it ‘tests provided’ we’ll get away with it.
@kathrynw5 My kids are watching bedtime TV at this time and I got into the habit of using the time to binge Trump's bullshit through @atrupar 's feed. I'm lost!
@atrupar For context, I love your tweets of Trump's briefings and think The Donald is The Devil. That said, aren't the US doing a lot better per capita than the headline deaths stat suggests? Again, hate him...
Fuck your mushroom cocked orange couponed twatty bollocked sulking silver spooned daddy issues draft dodging serial lying fraudster faced cunt. And if you’re his spokesperson you have blood on your hands and the self esteem of a sewer rat.