emma

a big sexy cry for help

[emma @grouponBBL]

iphone notes app be like:

- all ur bank account details and login info
- breakup text
- jungle juice recipe
- workout ur never going to do
- ?????
- sad 3am diary entry
- “buy tampons”
- random sequence of numbers ur afraid to delete because you can’t remember if it’s important

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

I’m done drinking, unless my friends want me to, or I’m out of town or if the weather is nice is the only exceptions

[Research Data Scotland @RDS_Scotland]

We're delighted to launch three new animations to help explain data topics!

Supported by funding from @HDR_UK and @The_MRC to implement the #UKHealthDataResearchAlliance Transparency Standards.

Watch the videos now 👇🧵
https://t.co/KGFQ9AiIGh

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

you should be able to set your microsoft teams status to "locked in"

[emma @grouponBBL]

in my 🧍‍♀️ era

[emma @grouponBBL]

@hayleiduran did somebody say decrepit

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I am 70% tits and 30% coke zero

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘Sorry, I Thought I Had Responded!’ Says Woman Who Has Thought About Responding Every Day for a Month: https://t.co/ltpOqhI2eX

[emma @grouponBBL]

is this a safe space to admit i thought my airpods were broken but really i just hadn’t cleaned them in so long the wax blocked sound from coming out of the left one 🧍‍♀️

[emma @grouponBBL]

medieval drake be like:

cups of the mead, wenches in my old phone

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

crossfaded asfffff 😭 (christmas spirit and holiday cheer)

[🫀mahru🪲 @mahrugarita]

im a yapper and every single day is my personal yapathon and i live in yapville and yapping is an all time job and im so employed at the yap factory

[emma @grouponBBL]

fucked up at the club telling my coworkers they have an avoidant attachment style

[trevy @chillextremist]

His swordplay was too swift…his spells was too esoteric…his amulet was too enchanted…his maiden was too fair…