Growing up Mutant

Send me your complaints and I'll be sure to post them. Or post your own and I'll just retweet them.

[toRa // Macan Wigit @torantula]

Paying life insurance for your wife is really a pain in the ass due to her constant recurring death. #GrowingUpMutant

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So, like, you guys can send me stuff too if y'all want

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@WolverineSnikt you don't need to know my origin story...

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Being a student at Jean Grey...
#MutantProblems

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#GrowingUpMutant when your friends try to tell you that Spiderman is a mutant too but you actually took a class with the guy

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#GrowingUpMutant "Oh, my eyes are two different colors! That must make me a mutant too :)))"

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#GrowingUpMutant being a speedster must be struggle

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#GrowingUpMutant when you have the same mutant powers as an older, known, superhero and they try to court you into being their sidekick

[toRa // Macan Wigit @torantula]

Starting to think that "A Song of Fire and Ice" describes your love life way too well. #GrowingUpMutant

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#GrowingUpMutant "I don't know why you guys are so upset, you get cool powers."

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#GrowingUpMutant having to hear shitty puns revolving around mutation and they expect you to not punch them

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#GrowingUpMutant "You can't be black AND a mutant!"

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#GrowingUpMutant when all of your mutant friends have a pretty tragic backstory and you're just there like; "my puppy ran away once."

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#GrowingUpMutant having a physical mutation and you're riding on the train/subway and hearing
"Hey, are you going to a convention?"

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#GrowingUpMutant When you see the avengers waiting outside your house

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#GrowingUpMutant no, it's cool, just fight right on my front lawn. Make my gardener earn his money.

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#GrowingUpMutant seeing your mom/dad curse out someone who was talking down on you cause you're a mutant is literally a blessing

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#GrowingUpMutant "Mutants are a sickness to our society! They are a sin that should be-"

...ok so anyways.

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#GrowingUpMutant "Omg, it must so fun being a mutant!"
"You're so lucky to be a mutant!"
"I want to be a mutant too!"

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#GrowingUpmutant having to pick out your new school is like having to pick out how you'd like to die.