Jake Gruber

Vocalist for @aliarseyes from Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Lauren Slusher @laurennslusher]

4 months 💕 @GruberJake

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

Do me a favor and go follow my band's new twitter! @ALEbandofficial

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

At least I got to see you

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

"Dreams are dreams and that's why they're called dreams". Dumbest thing I've heard all day.

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

I'm about to surprise someone :)

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

@lauren_slusher1 life

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

I ate pickles and icecream today. I think my girlfriend is right. I must be pregnant.

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

What am I even doing?

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have an extra nose or another set of ears. Then I realize it would be weird.

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

@lauren_slusher1 that's for sure

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

@lauren_slusher1 has the weirdest dog ever. He ate a golfball sized rock. He's a weiner dog

[Lauren Slusher @laurennslusher]

Weeding out the fake people one by one this year.

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

I want to perform at the iTunes music festival :/

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

@katyperry look at you being awesome #roar

[Lauren Slusher @laurennslusher]

Can we just talk about how much I would rather be looking at this than a gross gray cold sky everyday?… http://t.co/bmQMFnEByY

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

I'm gay ;)

[Jake Gruber @GruberJake]

Have you ever had the urge to just stop what you're doing and run down the street screaming obscenities? No? Just me?

[Katherine Millard @KatMilltard]

If you're going to get pissed when someone says "gauges" you need to leave you immature dicks. Call them what you want.