Dr. Gru

funny and evil tweets. you best be following me or itll catch up to you.

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

#15peopleilove well I channel my affections into my weapons. So I actually love guns, bombs, POCKET knives #handydandy and a few others

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

"Dad? Can I go out?" "no" *ignores* "mom? Can I go out?" "sure, do you need rides or money?" #cheatingthesystem #ToTheMax Happy mothers day!

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

Spent my saturday night disturbing people at the movies #winning

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

Even if someone doesn't drink what's in the glass, it's going to evaporate-whether the glass is 1/2 full or 1/2 empty #realtalk

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

It's really a shame you aren't prettier.

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

“@FunnyEvil: Bad decisions make good stories.” couldn't be more true #bullseye

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

To kill or not to kill... #mostpuzzlingquestion

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

Dear people who try to sell me stuff,
If I wanted what you were selling, I'd be sure to get it.
Sincerely, i don't care
#dontdisturb

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

#InTheSummer I always hang out by the parks and trip little kids so they loose their game of tag #petophilestatus

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

“@ComedyTruth: Walmart: "Let's buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!"” evil geniuses. #WhyDidntIThinkOfThat

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

Walking in the exit is always a good way to stir up some commotion. #wordsofadvice

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

#4famouswords Go. Get. The. Knife.

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

#FavMovieQuote well then it's going to be a long night for you.

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

#ItsAboutTimeWeLetGoOf happiness and smiles

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

#mentionyourcrush? Please. I don't crush things and then mention it. That would put me in jail.

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

There is nothing better then pushing fat children down stairs.

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

Knocking people's change out of their hands >>>> #alwaysgoodfun

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

#YouWereCuteUntil I got to you

[Dr. Gru @GruDr]

#yallarenotdating. So jokes on you. Love and affection haven't been around since I stepped onto the scene.