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@nolanolegal “Freddy!!! They’re on you’re feet! Don’t fall for it! Your shoes are on your feeeeeeet!!!!!!”

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@TheStingisBack Why didn’t the guy in the phone booth try to shoot Arnie again? Malls dropped off ever since they cut their multimillion dollar security guard budget and hand to hand baton combat training.

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@Oba__046 @faceuh8 At first it’s not as bad as the similar split second scene in the movie Knocked Up, then that shit goes National Geographic real fast.

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@Cerealbox0 @BellaBaddie__ I’m Impressed. Last time I had a Lacroix it ruined my entire day. You might as well have said you cured your sweet tooth by repeatedly punching yourself in the balls.

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@akarnokd @reddit_lies Plus he was probably picturing all the Eskimo Brothers he has out there every time they kissed

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@DannyDrinksWine My 1996 teenage self watching the "Now I've popped both your cherries" scene.

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

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@SicklyTheNinJa Whirl on them bitches.

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@Devsthetix @_ayandamay I wouldn’t even feel bad. Probably only did it as a multimillion dollar tax write off for lost ad revenue.

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@53NS3i @reddit_lies Dudes got an entire company of Eskimo bros that he’ll never know. If the rule of x3 is in affect, we’re talking a battalion. He’ll be suspicious about every mechanic, barista, and every other dude for the rest of his life. “Did they fuck her too?” Maybe?…probably..

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@CorderoMorgan2 @AmericanPrmtxq They add like a cup of sugar to each of these which already have 200g. 400g is right, and about 1,500 calories. An entire box of family size captain crunch has 272g of sugar.

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@RobLogic

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@octal @morganisawizard I’m happy to risk driving in circles or into flood waters just to have at least one tip free service environment.

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@chilidawg222 @LittleBigSpikey Bro, his whole world is electricity run through melted sand. He’s fake too. Let him have this one.

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@DasaniLuffy @LeadingReport Shit, circa 1987 that’s what the Korean War vet substitute teacher with a glass eye and a butterfly collared polyester shirt did for not looking sincere enough during the pledge of allegiance.

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@srkntnyldz Booking my flight now.

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@KaiDaigoji @BlaiseInKC That means that there is a timeline where the song is called “Everything is Fine.”

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@ReyLomit0 @RealPostFolder “Damn bro, I thought this was the community back yard for my dog to shit in.”

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@JDHaltigan @LauraPowellEsq Nobody is having a keg party in an open field when half the kids there will be trying to live stream it for clout.

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@HeatherPoyner @Halo_chains “…..Then everyone stood up and applauded, and that kids name?…Albert Einstein. “