Garbitch

Amatuer comedian. Semi-professional Human. Mostly water, it turns out.

@GrumbleCakez on Insta

They/Them, She/Her and always Dude/Guy/Comrade

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YouTube Beauty Tutorial: "Now I know we all know how to use our bronzers, highlighters & cream contours so I'm not..."

Me: *Raises hand* Umm... No I...

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@mariabamfoo Maria, you're so amazing! I appreciate you SO MUCH

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@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS As an American I am disgusted and appalled (but not surprised) how President Zelenskyy was treated. Our government is corrupt and completely in bed with Dictator Putin. SLAVA UKRAINIA

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@JoJoFromJerz I would super love it if our leaders would stop with the digital hot takes and actually DO something to fix this disaster.

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@abierkhatib "In my country, I hope you eat. I hope you eat well" damn. That is an ice cold threat if I ever heard one. Lowkey Boss

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@Spe22358987 @5149jamesli I've been using it for a couple months now, but in the past 48 hours it has exploded with North American content

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@MichaelSteidel @GoodPoliticGuy I always bring up the fact the have no water/sewage and that it was to be trucked in & out to function. Just like a trailer park with a septic system. A kingdom of gold bar atms floating on shit lol

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@TrishaPackham @lethalrejection You seem to be laboring under the assumption that this man wants to date you. How very strange to center yourself in this random person's tweet about a man you don't know.

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@ZayneSovereign @fishmoding *Holiday Season card :)

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@mariabamfoo @X You're making the right choice. I appreciate everything you've given to us, but we don't have to go through this hellsite for that to continue. Much Love!

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@altNOAA Okay, fine. Let them kill all the men. (In a time of the lowest military enrollment 🙄) ✨Dusts of hands✨

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I don't always look up from my doom scrolling to watch what's streaming on TV, but when I do there's always gonna be an ad in about 2 seconds.

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What the fuck is the purpose of a double sided poster? Like are you gonna rotate sides? You gonna flip the poster periodically? Gonna have a poster schedule? Too complicated.

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@mariabamfoo I am NOW avails to listen to 45 min of standup on zoom in exchange for a t-shirt!

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@Forrest85919134 @ElonHasNoPP @michaelianblack Too bad, buddy. You're on The Internet. You're talking to all of us.

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@Forrest85919134 @ElonHasNoPP @michaelianblack Lol don't go out of your way to do me any favors. Nice slur, though, Clown Shoes.

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@Forrest85919134 @michaelianblack I would wager he doesn't even have an IQ higher than yours.

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@Forrest85919134 @michaelianblack The average person.

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Did anybody else do exactly what we weren't supposed to and completely... Forget?

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@JasonKPargin "And under my administration, all vending machines between classes will be free, and pizza at lunch EVERY DAY!"

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I say I'm a Food Snob but that's just me putting Kerrygold Irish butter in Great Value powder Mac and cheese.