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So much "look at the jews" posts, and not one of them is about the incredible works from the different Yeshivot on there collections and insights into Shulchan Aruch, and how incredible the minimum standards of Kashrut is going up by leaps and bounds. Thank you Yidden!

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@EliAfriatISR Recognize Rav Kook as the founding father, read Orot, and promote Degel Yerushalayim.

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@ariwaxman Theres a story in 'The Lubavitcher Rebbe's Memoirs', how once at a meeting of the Council of the Four Lands, a Rabbi got so excited listening to a Pilpul that he rocked twice while sitting on his hands, a d he was rebuked for his outward show of emotion, as it was "unbecoming..".

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@MattH_4America Without us American Jews, there wouldn't be "your America". We've been an integral contributor to this country since before The Revolution, and have continued to support this country ever since. And like you, dont tell us how to vote our tax dollars.

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@RickyTheGuido That's great, also, doesn't matter.

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@kangminlee They're the genetic descendants with a continued cultural inheritance.. they kinda are.

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@Machsonai @NoamNechama Thank you?

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If the terrorist group, "the weatherman" based their name on the Bob Dylan lyrics, "you dont need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.."
Were they so high they didn't realize the lyrics say they're unnecessary?

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@NoamNechama Isn't that the literal introduction at every Chasunah? Its just as silly and just as much not a problem.

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@KR3Wmatic What you dont want someone to do to you dont do to someone else, the rest is commentary. ~ R' Hillel

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@ThomasEWoods @Gianl1974 Its the new band, "Shower, Rapist, Change, Nukle'er, and Peanut."
On their new album, "i did not inhale"

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It seems that Jews are okay with accepting "the blame" as far as it keeps world peace..
They definitely complain about it in writing, since we know our kids can read.
#PeopleOfTheBook

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@EylonALevy @aarondmiller2 I mean seriously!?!
You parade israel around as being a democracy [in the image of the US] for 80 years.. I hope your kids become Lubavitcher Chassidim.

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@EylonALevy @aarondmiller2 WTF?!? You cant take a win?
Only when the state of Israel will make the Torah its constitution and listen to the Rishon LeTzion will you have any legs to stand on when criticizing These United States of America.
Theres a reason half the Jews live here. Grow up.

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@Mish_K_ כל ישראל ערבים זה לזה
Whether we like it or not. Our bond is real.

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@Zeev81309558 Based on recent news, Paris may be a week or so ahead of Beirut..

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2 points that will help anyone who's confused about world history.

1 - Your grandparents and their grandparents were infinitely smarter than you. Give respect to your elders.

2 - However much level of evil you assign to communism, its more evil than that.

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@mhdksafa "There's no rise in antisemitism, we've wanted the subjugated or dead equaly this entire time!"

Checks out.

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@RealAlexJones24 Every generation the world has to put out Frances fires.. its embarrassing.
On a side note, I read that France aligned with Japan in WW2 to keep its boot on Vietnam.
At what point do we let em swim?