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[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

Myprodol is the king of all drugs. Backpain? Myprodol. Headache? Myprodol. Flu? Myprodol. Amputated leg? Myprodol. Hit by a train? Myprodol. Zombie attacks you and devours your flesh? Myprodol.

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@elonmusk Yeah concentrating all power in the hands of a few billionaires has been way better for humanity than the community of going to a store, or visiting a bookstore.

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

I wrote about the myth of productivity and the emptiness of being able to do so much, yet feeling like there is very little reward (when you don’t do it yourself): https://t.co/yogrzsfzoG

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@rcallimachi @AlizaMarcus I’m currently listening to your podcast “Caliphate”. A beautiful / horrible / sad story, so well told. Would love to hear your story regarding Shehroze Chaudhry, because it seemed like your team did in-depth fact checking. It would make a fascinating podcast.

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@JesseTinsley Yeah go on Fox News because they’ll suck up to anyone who has some money. That’s exactly what you want from a news outlet, soft puff pieces.

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@Tironianae I didn’t know it was possible to suck someone’s d*ck while standing next to them like that.

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@EasyEquities @sanlam @LunoGlobal @ZARUniversal What is happening with the app? Can't make any transactions...

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@webafrica @WebAfricaHelper my Octotel line is down and the only way they will send someone around is if I log a ticket with you. However your WhatsApp system keeps sending me in a loop so I can’t log anything. Please for the LOVE of god, help.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

One of the key skills a Prime Minister needs is the ability to talk to a random spot on the wall in the voice of Alexa.

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

Find someone who looks at you the way Nadhim Zahawi looks at whoever is most likely to be in charge of the Conservative Party next

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@joburgbeerfrat Haha! Conties!! I’m definitely giving away my age. Also Tin Man is the new name for it - Green Man is the OG 😅😅

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

Thought this was about the club that used to be in Claremont.

[Woolworths SA @WOOLWORTHS_SA]

🍦 Tin Roof fans, please gather in the comments below - we've got some exciting news to share 🍦

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@LOS_Fisher I hope your name becomes her official PM byline. Her final words, as she exits Downing Street, a faint echo heard in the distance: “Luuucy Fiiisher” and then it fades to black.

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

Hey @ERConsultingInc. Just had a doctor at your ER prescribe antibiotics to my 6-week old that the doctor then wasn’t sure she can actually have, and the instruments you have are “too big” to go into a child’s ear?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

[Carlarrr @GrumpyGont]

@NatalieRoos Cyan, Abraxas and Cassiopeia. Heavens.

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

Someone sent me AI art of Salmon in the river but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 💀💀💀

[Oly Duff @olyduff]

In summary:

How long?

30 days - Iain Macleod, Chancellor, died from heart attack, 1970

40 days - Kwasi Kwarteng, Chancellor

44 days - David Blaine in Perspex box

67 days - ‘Big’ Sam Allardyce

90 days - B&Q returns policy

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

Liz Truss unveils the new Chancellor