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Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.

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How do. I'm Dan and in my spare time I draw stuff. I've got a shop on Redbubble and I take commissions too. I'd be very grateful if you gave my art account a follow at @dpadesign2020 and had a look at my stuff. Cheers

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@_YorkshireRose_ Hey, if Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman can get together

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Classic '80s Italian sponsor

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Back on my bullshit

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Get fucked

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"316 following, 3 followers". OK then

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Keep getting followed on Instagram by those weird accounts that never post anything beyond a couple of pictures when they started the account, never interact with anything, never view stories, basically just existing for no apparent reason. What's their end game? It's really odd

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@itsmesarah1886 I'm not built for cutting around a warehouse chucking boxes of sweets into a roll cage for eight hours. I'm built for sitting on me arse and watching Columbo

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So fucking tired this morning. The world of work just isn't for me

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IT ACTUALLY STAYED DRY FOR BOTH JOURNEYS

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Today's weather forecast currently states that it's going to rain all day except when I'm cycling to work and when I'm cycling home. Frankly I find this VERY hard to believe

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Looking forward to this changing at about 1pm to say "ha, you're going to get soaked on both journeys, you feckless chump"

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And Homer

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Home

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@ddaardvark It's more that the spatula isn't big and flat enough and the height of the pan sides doesn't help either. I've seen someone using one of those big rectangular plastering trowels which looks a good idea, gets rid of both problems

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Lick my big one

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Basically I don't have the right tools: to smash the patties down I hold a spatula down on them and then knock the fuck out of that with a milk pan but it's not quite working and the sides of the frying pan I'm using are a bit too vertical to properly articulate the spatula

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That was fucking lovely, but I still haven't *quite* got the knack of smashing the patties down flat while cooking them, although I have found quite a nice little halfway house between crunchy and moist as a result

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@EmmaJaffray The Ship for me

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Email from one of the local pubs. "You've never had a pint this cheap before!" It's four quid. I've been drinking in pubs since 1997 when a pint was about £1.30. Get fucked