LAB 👅

Just here getting some vitamin 'D' and petting the puppers. I'm a soft furry bear with sharp teeth and claws. 🔞 NSFW 44¼ 5'11'' 7½'' 🏳️‍🌈

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

I did wish my Dad a happy father's day today. However all I could think about is how this is the first year I couldn't wish my Mum a happy mother's day. Sometimes a presence, can emphasise an absence. 💔

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

True dat

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

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[Dave W Plummer @davepl1968]

When a building gives you side-eye...

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@PoppersDom I kiss my boyfriend when I see him on patrol, except when he's busy with a member of the public of course, he does have his job to do.

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

🐕💨

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@wujub_aloud Warm and toasty, just how you like it. 😊 Although a fireplace is far less deathy... But if you really wanna choke on something................. *wags tail* 🌭💦

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@wujub_aloud fell asleep during scritches so I held his head like this for a full episode of Archer while he snored away happily. Low key impressed by the stamina of my biceps now tbh 😅

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

Modern translation "being a dick" 😅 some things are universal

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Silver figurine depicting either a dragon or a tiger, XVIII century, China.

Written on the back is a the Chinese idiom that literally means "to flaunt military might" and is used to describe someone who is arrogant, boastful, or tries to intimidate others by showing off their strength or authority.

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@wujub_aloud @BasinTheo Your bed will be assimilated, your tasty and nommy snacks will be added to our tummy. Resistance is furtile.

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@wujub_aloud @ChiTownTim27 And 53 of them are all t-shirts 😅

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@tiredshiba_ Rowf

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@ghoullgrl Why on earth would you put a man in a book, with or without a cat, although I concede that the thermal insulation from the paper might make him a little warmer 🤔

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@Hosting29 You might not be your type, but that doesn't make you unattractive, because you will be someone's.

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@thericko94 @ud9304 They calculated the forces a few years ago and now it's also thought to be the first man made object to leave the solar system.

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@muheediva01 The same thing I've done every morning since before 1995. Download my urine stream into the sewerage server. Or post on X, amounts to much the same thing.

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@wujub_aloud I thought it was just bleached sawdust 🤷‍♂️

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@Totodu312 C4

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@genzvillian Use the garage or get a shed

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

If this U16 social media ban was about anything other than digital ID by stealth and building a facial recog database. Then they'd simply make it illegal for U16s to own anything but a dumb phone. But it is, so they aren't.

[LAB 👅 @GrumpyGuardDog]

@alexcainrey Jurassic horn?