Ms.Sarah

Childfree history nerd that lives in South Dakota. For fun I foster kittens, craft, cosplay, & costume theatrical productions.

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@CocaCola Seriously tho, how did you get this new Spiced Zero stuff to taste how a fall candle smells???

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@SeligerGrants @SethDillon @Sethrogen THAT is why you had kids? Do they know they are required to be there at the end to hold your had as you die? I know plenty of people with kids that still died alone.

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@iamgeek246 @SethDillon Glad you like your own kids cuz you can't give them back!

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@marc_padovani @SethDillon I dunno...that sounds pretty selfish to me. Putting YOUR offspring above EVERYTHING else.🤔

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@MagnumKeith @SethDillon Him & Oprah, Dolly Parton, Julia Child, Christopher Walken, J Edgar Hoover....and who was that childfree "loser" that's birthday is celebrated in elementary schools throughout the country every year? 🤔
Oh yeah...Dr Seuss!
Such losers.🙄🙄🙄

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@SethDillon Well that's good....cuz you CAN'T (unless you pay someone else to watch them for you).

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@colbertlateshow It was also nice of the dairy industry to finally include the plant based beverages. "Nut Juice" just doesn't sound very appealing. 😬

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@CrazyDivaRock @chelseahandler Same here @CrazyDivaRock!! My Dr was awesome. I even got "before & after" photos of the surgery & 1 if my tubes on the tray before they were thrown in the biohazard garbage!😄

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@mcrandy_randy @ProfessorKitKat @CrazyDivaRock @chelseahandler The happiest day of MY life was a week after my sterilization surgery. It was the day a week later when I told my mom about it!😁
#childfreeforlife

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@chelseahandler Glad to have you as a member of the chidfree club! If you ever want a buddy to pop over to Japan for some sushi let me know! Or maybe we could use your time machine to go to Woodstock??!?😘😁

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

Make the world a better place for ALL kids and not just your own offspring !

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@DrPhil I just wanted to remind you that things w/out brains can procreate. Just because 1 has a uterus doesn't mean their purpose is to procreate. I'm not having kids & I'm still trying to make the 🌎 a better place.

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@latelateshow Don't see a video of your thoughts on Thanksgiving desserts. How about Quadberry Pie? Berries AND pie!

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

If you are shopping tomorrow: don't forget to pick up your prescriptions & then get pissed that the pharmacy doesn't have any Black Friday deals!
#someday
#greedybastards
#bethechangeyouwannasee

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@marymacTV
Just read your review of JKRs new book. My book was 1,012 pages so not sure where you get 1,024. ??? I thought it is best in the series so far. In a culture filled with characters that jump into bed on a 1st date, I like the "Baby steps" of this relationship.

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

@jk_rowling
Just finished #TheInkBlackHeart!! It was SO GOOD! I couldn't put it down. I think this is my favorite Strike Novel so far. I can't wait for the next one! ♥️♥️♥️

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

Daycare quote/pickup line:
4 year old (pushes 2nd 4 yr old away & then says to the teacher as she pats the seat): Teeeeechuuuuuur, I saved this spot for yooooooou."
#daycare #kids #badpickuplines

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

Daycare quote/pickup line
Teacher: "Do you need to come sleep in MY room?"
#daycare #badpickuplines

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

Daycare quote/pickup line:
5 year old (obsessed with spider man): "Wanna get wrapped up in my web baby?!"
6 yr old girl: What? No!"
**Denied!**
#daycare #kids

[Ms.Sarah @GrumpyNColdinSD]

Daycare quote/pickup line:
6 yr old boy: "I want you to have this! It's rock shaped like a heart."
Me: 🥰🥰🥰