@SeligerGrants@SethDillon@Sethrogen THAT is why you had kids? Do they know they are required to be there at the end to hold your had as you die? I know plenty of people with kids that still died alone.
@MagnumKeith@SethDillon Him & Oprah, Dolly Parton, Julia Child, Christopher Walken, J Edgar Hoover....and who was that childfree "loser" that's birthday is celebrated in elementary schools throughout the country every year? π€
Oh yeah...Dr Seuss!
Such losers.πππ
@colbertlateshow It was also nice of the dairy industry to finally include the plant based beverages. "Nut Juice" just doesn't sound very appealing. π¬
@CrazyDivaRock @chelseahandler Same here @CrazyDivaRock!! My Dr was awesome. I even got "before & after" photos of the surgery & 1 if my tubes on the tray before they were thrown in the biohazard garbage!π
@mcrandy_randy @ProfessorKitKat @CrazyDivaRock @chelseahandler The happiest day of MY life was a week after my sterilization surgery. It was the day a week later when I told my mom about it!π
#childfreeforlife
@chelseahandler Glad to have you as a member of the chidfree club! If you ever want a buddy to pop over to Japan for some sushi let me know! Or maybe we could use your time machine to go to Woodstock??!?ππ
@DrPhil I just wanted to remind you that things w/out brains can procreate. Just because 1 has a uterus doesn't mean their purpose is to procreate. I'm not having kids & I'm still trying to make the π a better place.
If you are shopping tomorrow: don't forget to pick up your prescriptions & then get pissed that the pharmacy doesn't have any Black Friday deals!
#someday#greedybastards#bethechangeyouwannasee
@marymacTV
Just read your review of JKRs new book. My book was 1,012 pages so not sure where you get 1,024. ??? I thought it is best in the series so far. In a culture filled with characters that jump into bed on a 1st date, I like the "Baby steps" of this relationship.
@jk_rowling
Just finished #TheInkBlackHeart!! It was SO GOOD! I couldn't put it down. I think this is my favorite Strike Novel so far. I can't wait for the next one! β₯οΈβ₯οΈβ₯οΈ
Daycare quote/pickup line:
4 year old (pushes 2nd 4 yr old away & then says to the teacher as she pats the seat): Teeeeechuuuuuur, I saved this spot for yooooooou."
#daycare#kids#badpickuplines
Daycare quote/pickup line:
5 year old (obsessed with spider man): "Wanna get wrapped up in my web baby?!"
6 yr old girl: What? No!"
**Denied!**
#daycare#kids