Grumpy Old Man in TO

Writer, lover of reason, hater of emoticons, devoted Atheist...and a sarcastic little shit. Oh, I also collect Hot Toys. Does that ruin my grumpy street-cred?

[Grumpy Old Man in TO @grumpyoldmanTO]

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@ianbagg @FamilyFeud @IAmSteveHarvey
Only because you haven't seen how much for shipping and handling.

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@ianbagg @FamilyFeud @IAmSteveHarvey
It can be Ian, it can.
You just need to buy some podiums and a big, big board.
Let the fun begin.

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@Stehlo_Gaming @diamondmind50
Then reform the campaign finance rules. Shorten election cycles. And we complained about a 74-day campaign!

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@diamondmind50
My point. You pick the people who decide what becomes a bill/law. Demand action and elect someone who will act.

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@JamesPMorrison
But it isn't for many. Start acting like a democracy than can control its fate not a hostage to a misunderstood amendment.

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America, you do know you're a democracy, right? You can vote to stop your mass-shooting-a-day habit. Show some balls.
#SanBernadino

[Mark Robinson @robboma24]

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.

Nipple squirrel ham

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#Canada

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@GoldbergAllen @MMFlint
I'm from Canada. We're actually doing something rather than avoiding the issue because you're scared of the GOP.

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@MMFlint
1,600 from a country of 320 million. One of the world's most lacklustre responses to refugees. THAT is the new American Way.

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@Legion_Magazine
Don't tell Turkey.

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@HPCanada
Guessing with Windows installed you just offer "Dark Side" models.
#StarWars #Microsoft

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@peterboghossian
He should also drop the "happy" due to the stresses it places on the people who celebrate "moody" and "ennui".

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@Teeda100
Trick question! Trump was zombie-fied in 1998.

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Did you know #TheWalkingDead is a sci-fi show about zombies?
I just assumed it was something to do with the GOP Presidential nominees.

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@RosieBarton @JustinTrudeau
You know he heard that as he's meeting with LeBron and Michael Jordan don't you?
He's not that bright.
#Trudeau

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@janeway779 @Nostradamnisuck
And in one moment, it all makes sense!

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With #Trudeau, Canadians now know what it must have been like to see George W. at int'l events.
"Please don't say or do anything stupid."

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@ChloeBennet4
Paper. The first cut is the deepest.