Grumpy Uber Driver

GET OFF MY LAWN! I offload my grumpiness regarding my side hustle. Opinions are mine alone.

[Grumpy Uber Driver @GrumpyUberDrver]

Get me an Uber!

[Grumpy Uber Driver @GrumpyUberDrver]

Look at this shit!!

[Grumpy Uber Driver @GrumpyUberDrver]

This is my metal band name.

[Sebastian Maniscalco @SebastianComedy]

TEXT ME 310-881-8677

[Grumpy Uber Driver @GrumpyUberDrver]

I’m stayin, finishing my coffee.

[Grumpy Uber Driver @GrumpyUberDrver]

Umm...

[Grumpy Uber Driver @GrumpyUberDrver]

Sharif don’t like it....

[Grumpy Uber Driver @GrumpyUberDrver]

@Cptnrwrpnts Go Hoyas!

[Jennifer Tilly @JenniferTilly]

The first movie I ever did was “No Small Affair” with @MrJonCryer. It was the first movie he did as well. We both played high school students. It was great to run into him tonight at the @SaturnAwards.

[Jennifer Tilly @JenniferTilly]

it’s actually really cool! Thanks @RealDonMancini I really love my birthday present! @NECA_TOYS

[Your Rideshare Driver Hates You @TheCrankyDriver]

IF THE DRIVER HAS THE WINDOWS CLOSED AND THE WINDOW LOCK ON, THERE'S A REASON FOR IT. YOU DON'T NEED TO GET IN AND START REARRANGING THE WHOLE DAMN CAR. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. THE WINDOW LOCK IS NOT AN AFFRONT TO YOUR ANCESTORS, YOUR LIFE, YOUR ENTIRE WAY OF BEING.

[Grumpy Uber Driver @GrumpyUberDrver]

@turntuptif1 @Cptnrwrpnts Gentleman’s Relish