Grunkle Stan

Every night I pray that Alex Hirsch will agree to be my grunkle| currently trying to become official Grunkle Stan account.

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

Lol gimme a tweet idea

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@goodlimejokes I wish I could hold u rn

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@goodlimejokes Wtf happened while I was gone?¿?

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@Jack_Septic_Eye Wise words from Mr. S

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@goodlemonjokes Uh...

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@Jack_Septic_Eye Haha I'm listening to you talk about this tweet and liking it to get more people invited into the stream

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@DanaTerrace can you please get Alex's sleeping schedule corrected?

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@goodlemonjokes @goodlimejokes UHM SOOORRRY BUT DID U JUST ASSUME LIME'S GENDER?! (I know this is quite an old joke but it makes it less expected)

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@shanedawson Where's your 4:20 alarm?

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@markedly It's just your. Because "you" can be plural or singular.

[ErBear @Rica_Bee]

Genie: and for your final wish?

Me: I wish for your freedom!!

Genie: what the fuck dude

Me: *confused* I-

Genie: wow, just gonna fuckin fire me, no warning, and in this economy. Nice

Me:

Genie: Cool. Real cool. *wafts off* asshole

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I threw an iPhone into a lake the other day.

It’s still syncing.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

To be safe every once in awhile I shout “BOY, I SURE DO LOVE CHAMELEONS!” Because there’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are currently surrounding me.

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@deseray_c_h @_AlexHirsch I think this would actually kill me even though I'm related to the person that produced them

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@_AlexHirsch Why tf did you leave it on that cliff hanger tho

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@hlorrithi @Paciniworth @_AlexHirsch Maybe squirtle is colder than you think. The dude's blue.

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@markedly And Stanley Pines ;)

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@Bessuma1 Know that I am working on this now

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

Lol gimme a tweet idea

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@eczemary @crunchyslice 😂 oh lord

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@GrimRockNebula @_AlexHirsch Gods dont need sleep

[Grunkle Stan @GrunkleStan3]

@TheBarkestDog @_AlexHirsch Tea.
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(Tbh I typed like 4 paragraphs and then realized I was being extra)