𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴

𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜, & 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚢. 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 & 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠/ 𝚓𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚜 & 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚜. 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚢.

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

War, he sung, is toil and trouble;
Honour, but an empty bubble;
Never ending, still beginning,
Fighting still, and still destroying:
If the world be worth thy winning,
Think, O think it worth enjoying;
Lovely Thais sits beside thee,
Take the good the gods provide thee —

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

Steaks

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@UnseenFactor @jasonrichardson

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

UPS guy hates my guts

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson TYFYS

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@HisGloryOurGood Here’s my receipt for this, it’s admittedly a shit ton for me and a friend. But bulk purchase is always the way to go as you only get hit once on the hazmat and they seller will frequently offer free shipping. Use https://t.co/7Z2FDBDjDC.

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@s6_37f It’s kinda incredible

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

Another bug to place in a specimen box.

[Aegon🐺Targaryen🐉VI @jasonrichardson]

@Gruntpa If only there was a tool in the truck that uses mechanical advantage to overcome your very unique & special delivery location. The only delivery location in the states that has an incline, stairs, and more than one delivery a decade.

If only those boxes were special and unique.

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson This is a huge relief off my conscience thanks

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson Is getting out a special tool an inconvenience, at least a minor one in comparison say, to a delivery of table napkins that doesn’t require it? Have you never sighed sir?

Most pedantic retard this week. Like everyone saw my tweet and went with it. But not you. You’re special.

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson What about slope incline, stairs, distance to door, frequency of deliveries, etc.

Are you pretending that every UPS driver attends to their trade with your simpleton’s smile? I mean I hope, but I doubt.

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson Is this the only variable to the work?

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson Never mind. Retarded

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson So you’re just pretending to not know why people might dislike parts of their job that are tedious or just slightly more taxing than the rest. Especially with frequency.

Thanks I was worried you were retarded.

[Magills @magills_]

Exceedingly weird that Katz brings up kindergartners when talking about how we need to start teaching about etiquette when sending nudes.

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@EZRYDR That’s awesome. Happy birthday

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson It would surprise me if you’ve ever had a job like this

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@jasonrichardson Have you ever had a job like this?

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@BigGuyLittleTie

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

@price_dominie @OfAthenry Our friend @PJjumpyboi also suggested I consult the Holy Spirit and since this path is long I’m bound to not fuck it up. At least I has an azimuth 😏

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

If you knew that our Army lied to the public about a suicide, calling it a training accident, (because the family was connected) would you keep that secret?

[blue @blue_prop]

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