T. Maximar

+18 only He/Him, 30 Apprentice artist of expansive bosoms and tums, mostly OC but the occasional fanart and expect the unusual. Characters all over 18.

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@DucDeVinny Remembering that fatal day at Tewksbury when Sir John was shot by a Flemish hand cannoneer

[Bonusart @bonusart_fat]

Comm: https://t.co/H6qZR3Kw0R 's Sister Bridget

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The DunMeshi dingoids run into yet another shapeshifter

“Well this time it’s obvious. Look at how fat these fake Marcilles are!”
-real Marcille, noticeably fatter than the others

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Fat nun gets stuck in the confessional

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@GrandYuric Just remembered this one
Was a WIP and progress and the band was like
Nah use that one

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@GrandYuric The 90’s photoshop collage era of album covers

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@STC9892 “We call that white elephant.”
“Or nasty Christmas. Michael, do we really want-“
“YANKEEEEEEEE SWAP!”

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@DucDeVinny

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@STC9892 From Russia With Love literally starts with
lol it’s just a very convincing and lifelike Sean Connery mask duh
Got you!

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@STC9892

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@skellyjacks1 Would gratefully join

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@STC9892 *slowly sips a gin and tonic*
Have you seen ‘the Fargo?’ I have to skip the violence but it reminds me of my cousin from Sheboygan…

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@GrandYuric @DucDeVinny Don’t worry, they’ll never march through the Chaco and flank… us… hmm…. Uh oh…

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@KingCobesJFS @tweedabop Rest in peace Josh

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@STC9892 *staggers downstairs to find tepid cup of coffee under the Keurig from 18 hours ago*

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@STC9892 Glad you’re trying dude, take care

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@tweedabop TMDWU

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@DucDeVinny Leave it to the Romans to horn in on something and try to run it til the utter end of time

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@tweedabop Yeah it’s very

Oh there’s no mess because I pay people (very little) to handle that for me teehee!

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@polocom_en Glad your cat is ok dude