Jake Cox

Author, Crafter, Costumer, Magician, Wedding Officiant, and Entrepreneur

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@PhilMusgrave5 @guelph_gryphons @GryphonFB @GryphonsAD Who dares summon me?

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@memeGODDDD @elonmusk Nice bait, chief!

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@neiltyson You okay, man? I feel like your nihilism used to be a bit more cheerful.

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Hey, could everyone on Twitter please send me $8?
It doesn't get you a blue checkmark, but for $8 a month, I promise I'll continue not being Elon Musk.

https://t.co/7oLtyYqXhl

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@PhilBDC @Guelph @WellingtonCHS @cityofguelph @northbaysasq @SWO_Industrial @jack This isn't really my deal… You want I should Venmo you $10 or something?

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@yaropol80 @AutoMeter Hmm, yes. It is a stunning car. I can't wait to see it.

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@AutoMeter Dear whoever owns this Cobra - Sorry, it's mine now. Fork it over. @AutoMeter tagged me and said it's mine, which I'm, like, 70% sure is legally binding. 😅

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@neiltyson The word "universe" comes from the latin "universus," meaning, "the whole." From there, we can assume the universe is the set of all things, and therefore would have to also contain you and the cup holding it. You tellin' me you're not part of the set of all things, broseph?

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@_Troya_coc @RUSHGGCoC @osashun_coc @SGTristella @hhfed_ @sahara_blazeJP @hiroya1290 @yatta_coc

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@elonmusk The fact that you're not Batman or Iron Man is wrong & dumb.

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@LapineViolet @polishXcellence @8ALTON8 I have never heard another human being mention that book before now. I read it as a teen, but it seems like no one else has even heard of it!

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@AndrewMajik @theserfstv Timmy might, but the ultra conservatives are fine with that.

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@Argus911 Whew! But while the governor is addressing problems that don't exist, why doesn't she support Jackalope conservation?!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@BetteMidler But what about the fan fiction about our founding fathers, like George Washington's cherry wood teeth? If we teach his dentures were actually a nightmare of hippo ivory and teeth from slaves…
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA!

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@Ajzionts Huh… Looks like all the wuv is west wiver!

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@londonboyx1 @DarklingAlchemy @loganjvickery @fllfrmgracethen @LelaBradshaw14 @oldenoughtosay If I'd put "Alex Haley" instead of Luisa May Alcott, would you have replied "Male authors*"? 😉

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@londonboyx1 @DarklingAlchemy @loganjvickery @fllfrmgracethen @LelaBradshaw14 @oldenoughtosay By using literally wrong, he's in esteemed company. Louisa May Alcott, Mark Twain, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and, dare I say, literally all the most esteemed authors.

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@shwood Thank, I need one.

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@neiltyson Somewhere out there, Space Neil deGrasse Tyson of the Crystal Moon of Florb taps out a message:
"Last I checked, the rest of the Universe was in good shape. It’s Crystal Moon of Florb that’s got all the problems."
He know not of his Earth counterpart.