Grayson Schrom

We're all just dogs in God's hot car.

Watch my comedy special➡️

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[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

The craziest part of the World Cup is realizing that these European's PTO is off the charts good.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

They must sacrifice one team member from every store. The only way.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Chick-fil-A has lost its spot as America’s top-rated fast food chain after an 11-year run, with Jersey Mike’s now taking the lead.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

Bulletproof idea

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Meta’s CTO says morale is near “the worst it’s ever been” — leadership will offer increased snack budgets to lift spirits.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

@FreddyLA7 Get this man a dirty sprite asap!

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

The only thing that could save the Spurs at this point, is drake betting on the Knicks to win it all.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

The movie Obsession is just BIG with Tom Hanks if Tom was a horny teenager instead of a child.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

BILLION DOLLAR IDEA: piss jug at movie theaters.

@AMCTheatres thank you for my 7% royalty on each piss jug sold.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

Ive never been "dependent" on drugs. We depended on each other.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

I've heard enough. 2 more terms at minimum.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

I can get behind robots only if they have to perform humiliation rituals

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

@robynngarfield

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

The USA just hit an economic level called Starvemaxxing. You just love to see it.

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

*Osama playing Jenga in 1999*

"Hmmmm....... Wait a sec-..... Wai-... Oh my God, GUYS! I GOT IT!"

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

Waiting is one of the most underrated movies of all time

[Vic @Viktor03000]

She’s my new spirit animal.😳

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

The fact that 'Slide' is spelled with an S is amazing, perfect letter to start that word. It just makes sense.

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

@stoolpresidente Shaking. Just like her! Lol

[Grayson Schrom @GS_Was_Here]

Joke for sale*:
*This will only work for white moms living in the suburbs over the age of 43*

"My friend asked me if I was pro-life or pro-choice. I said 'Look Carol all I know is I'm PRO-secco!'"

I'll start the bidding at 50$

[Athenian Stranger @Athens_Stranger]

… best answer in over 2.5 millennia