Wayne Shempner

I was born at a very young age.

[Wayne Hepner @meamwayne]

@WhiteHouse New York is already better than before,
Because we're well rid of you and your whore.
We don't want your advice. We don't want your help.
We don't want Don Jr., Eric, the slag or the whelp.

[Wayne Hepner @meamwayne]

@POTUS "I will not rest," except when I pass out,
Behind my desk a few times a week,
Because I'm on dope so I don't scream and shout,
Just piss myself, shit myself, sleep, fart and reek.

[Wayne Hepner @meamwayne]

@WhiteHouse What, trust in you? Fat fucking chance.
You can only be trusted to rob with both hands.
You haven't the brains of an old rotten stump.
We'll remember with hatred the vile name of Trump.

[Wayne Hepner @meamwayne]

@WhiteHouse You've kindled two flames, one of love one of hate.
Love for our country that once was so great.
The hate is for you, you miserable bug,
You cretin, you lunatic, you cruel rotten thug.

[Wayne Hepner @meamwayne]

@WhiteHouse A peace deal could come any day,
If stupidity gets out of the way,
But between Israel, Trump and Iran,
There's no possibility it can.

[Wayne Hepner @meamwayne]

@RapidResponse47 Aw, what did she do now, honey?
Won't shell out your ballroom money?
You just hate all these rules, poor thing.
Don't they know you're the fucking King?

[Wayne Hepner @meamwayne]

@WhiteHouse We're not happy to entertain you,
Because we fucking disdain you,
Not just for depravity and corruption,
But now for this god-damned disruption.

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

#TheOnlyBondingIDo is with Hugin.

[Particularly Peculiar 🌱🐀💜 @SquirrelNerdkin]

#TheOnlyBondingIDo is ionic, not covalent. I don’t like sharing 😝

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

#TheOnlyBondingIDo is with your mama.

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

#HowNotToLoseYourWay ask for directions.

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

#HowNotToLoseYourWay know and accept yourself.

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

#HowNotToLoseYourWay just stay on the trail.

[Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield]

#WouldLikeToReceive your promise that your sexual harassment of the receptionist, and the pilfering of office supplies stops now.

[Ajit Pai @AjitPai]

Note for less-cultured Europeans: you can only call it Kirkland Cabernet Sauvignon if it comes from the Costco region of the United States.

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

@modernhistory Except for Pete. He's deaf.

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

@WUTangKids Depends on what the A stands for.

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

@EricLDaugh It would prove he was a great dad if we ever saw him with any of his other whelps.

[Wayne Shempner @GStandpipe]

@EricLDaugh Find a clip that shows his fucking ugly face. He looks bored and indifferent.