Garrett Strang

I may have been born yesterday...but I stayed up all night

[Garrett Strang @Gstrang02]

@LHSCoachConn @RoutineBaseball Haha Light Work!! 🤙🏻😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19.

(Source: @realDonaldTrump)

[Garrett Strang @Gstrang02]

Regular McChicken is better

[Harry Gilmore @GillzWorld]

McChicken substitute Mac sauce should be on the actual menu. They would sell so many MacChickens

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

Dear Tiger,
Thank you for all that you’ve done for this great game of golf. No one has benefited more than me and I just wanted you to know I appreciate you and all you’ve done. That’s all. Thank you.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You'd be inexcusably egocentric to suggest that Earth was the only place in the observable Universe with life -- among the hundred-billion galaxies, each containing a hundred-billion stars orbited by a hundred-billion planets.

Yet how terrifyingly lonely it would be, if true.

[Garrett Strang @Gstrang02]

@allihale_ @MoseyLeohner She’s the ultimate spirit animal 😂😂

[Garrett Strang @Gstrang02]

@buckleythepup you

[Garrett Strang @Gstrang02]

@annagilmoree So

[Sara @SaraCivian]

Your dog doesnt need a fucking Instagram

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

That time I helped Homer to rule our pseudo sport.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Just a normal Simpsons episode from 1993. Nothing to see here. Not predicting the future or anything like that.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

According to @JonHeyman, Manny Ramirez is planning on making a comeback in the Taiwan Baseball League.

🔊 This HR call of Manny going yard is one of the greatest things you will ever hear 🤣

(via @BaseballQuotes1)

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Chris D’Elia’s thoughts on the nfl draft

[The Summer of George @SumerOfGeorge]

Folks,,,, let’s play ball. And by play ball I mean RT this 6 foot case into existence. Give a young boy his quarantine dream.

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

People forget that Rick Nash scored possibly the nastiest goal in the history of the NHL back in 08

[Fantasy Tweet @FantasyTweeting]

When I found out the Coronavirus could last until July or August.

[Garrett Strang @Gstrang02]

@MoseyLeohner 😊

[Kyler Messner @KylerMessner21]

I know I may be a little late, but Merry Christmas everybody!

[Garrett Strang @Gstrang02]

@GillzWorld @jppwastaken Buuuttttt...the Blue Jackets winning the Stanley Cup would be wild