Eddie’sFretfulFingers

Sarcastically dry-humored smarta$$, semi-professional guitarist, outdoor enthusiast, and an aspiring author. Don’t take me serious. Seriously.

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@NashDelightTD Safe words are for pussies

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@anameistudios @TMZ Pimpin’ and hoin’ ain’t easy

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@TMZ @omgitsbunniexo, hmu babe

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@NashDelightTD You’re so hot that you give wood, wood. 🥵

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@creja34

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@jennahaze It’s not my favorite color, but you’re my favorite obsession 🥵🥰😍

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@AVGirl4Life Fixed it

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@TaraBull I would like to see that footage as it skitters across the stage. That’d be cool

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@realDailyWire Years ago, this would have been privately done, hush hush, with no media being alerted. Today, 2026, tragedy is used for click bait and profit. Not sure which was worse. When people tell you who they are, best listen up

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@AdrianneCurry @Nerdrotics Documenting this stuff says a lot about this dude and his wife

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@Celebrityhaze Never marry a 304, but if you do, be her only collab. Women NEVER respect a cuck. If they claim otherwise, not only are they a 304, they’re also a liar

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@NashDelightTD One for each hole. Have mercy!

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@TERA1PATRICK She got a million bucks for 17 seconds worth of work and got to keep her face. Win/win

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@AdrianneCurry Now I can’t help but imagine you in the role of Psylocke in X-Men: apocalypse

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@otokyo Dinner isn’t ready yet

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@askaya

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@AGRothenpieler @adamcarolla @drdrew @JimmyKimmelLive To be fair, sometimes it doesn’t matter how hard a guy tries, the marriage just can’t be worked out. Plus, his ex seemed to be a real bitch.

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@kaniiberry @Cryptotea Yes, of course. 100% accurate. Without a doubt.

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@ericswalwell

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@RobSchneider He’ll just call up Carolla to help him out. And Carolla will do it. That’s just what friends do I guess