Geoff Davis

Uh?

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

Texas nuke reactors now being taken offline because our delightful GOP ALSO deregulated those so they didn’t have to winterize. Now water required for safe operation of the reactors is frozen. Just like the deregulated gas pipelines and the turbines that only TX didn’t winterize

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

[Eric Nelson @gallopingael]

Excellent https://t.co/ePDUBtJZQK

[Jeremy D. Miller @jeremydmiller]

4+ years of using a Mac and the keyboard shortcut symbols still mean almost nothing to me

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

Pure joy should be defined as the moment your dog realizes they're coming with you on vacation.

[💀 damned sinker 💀 @dansinker]

OH MY GOD, THEY'RE PLAYING PETER THIEL'S MUSIC!!!

[Jeremy D. Miller @jeremydmiller]

It’s easy to teach other developers facts, but I sure wish it was easier to impart general problem solving skills and debugging techniques

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

It's okay to not be a cool hacker. It's okay to just doing basics. Make a difference where you can. I was young. I didn't understand.

[J☁e Duffy @funcOfJoe]

Biggest sin often committed by big co's. Not rewarding infrastructure work. It can have a 0.1 - 10X multiplier on team productivity!

[After Midnight @midnight]

Work would be better if you could always bring your dog in and also there were no people just more dogs.

[Scott Stanfield 🇺🇸🧢🌻 @seesharp]

Windows 10 new bash users. Welcome! The first few commands you should master:

ls
cd
rm -rf /mnt/c

#Build2016

[Nick Martucci @BlunderingIdiom]

Wanna feel old? This is the cast of Scrubs today.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

The second minute of any public cell phone conversation should cost $1,200.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

What is it with enterprise solutions companies not having screenshots on their website. Screenshots are like 25% of how I judge a product.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

DOG: What are u doing?

"It's called yoga, and it's very hard"

DOG: No it's not.

"Yes, it is-"

DOG: https://t.co/Q0ApUD09YN

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

If they're upset about land management, just wait until they find about the inherited water rights dynasties in central California. 😵

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

America: Where no adult in authority has ever been a teenager.