sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸

All-round jerk•

6'3•

Qaraami, Chapati and Chelsea•

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

You forgot to include the requirements for Somalis so here they are;

- Letters from the chief, village elder and ancestors.
- Two lawyers must be present.
- 50,000 nonrefundable fee.
- Blood of a virgin.
- A unicorn.

[Immigration Services | Kenya @ImmigrationDept]

New e-Passport application requirements.
-Original ID and a copy
- Original Birth certificate and a copy.
-Recommender ID copy
-Online filled forms
-3 Invoices
-3 passport size photos
- Parents ID copies.

#AskImmigrationKE

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

@obxabing Wtf hahaha 🤣

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

Where did Spurs find all these money?? Wtf

[Fabrizio Romano @udogielover]

🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Rafael Leão to Tottenham, HERE WE GO!

#THFC agree deal in principle with AC Milan for initial loan deal with obligation to buy for package reaching €60m add-ons included.

Leão set for medical and contract signing.

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

They gave Garnacho and we are giving them Andrey Santos 😭

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

Andrey Santos is a baller and I'm sad he is leaving Chelsea. This club is being run like a brothel smh

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

hao tunawaita "magudbe"

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

Na mjifunze kumake conversation. What is nyanya huko kwenu ni pesa ngapi?

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

@jusnier_ @obxabing 😂😂

[... @Sxmto_]

The 4-5 stages of emotions

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

@obxabing @jusnier_ as my second and third wives, you can stay wherever you want 😉

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

@obxabing @jusnier_ they are going to have time off from your yapping and stuff 💀

[Gastro @GastrOo_00]

Netherlands came back from 2-0 to take a rigged game into ET.

France gets 2 penalties in a Final that was rigged.

Lowly Cabo Verde took a rigged game into ET.

Egypt goes 2-0 up in another rigged game.

FIFA horrible at rigging, need to make it less stressful in the remaining 3 games 🤲🏾😮‍💨

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

This is why you need just one big break from a sugar daddy in the fotoball management/coaching industry. Perez gave this guy that and now he will get on the roster of merry-go-round of managers/coaches getting hired, sacked and rehired like Kim Kardashian and her sisters

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

Welcome to Fulham, Álvaro Arbeloa. 🤍

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

nmejua long time ago that mambo ya relationship, sijui heartbreak sijui women nini nini you just need to apply common sense and you are safe..if you involve your organs, that's a big big problem.

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

you can't even abuse a black person properly nowadays without being accused of being racist lol they bank on this and become the most hostile fuckers

[Random @His_randomness]

People say 14 year olds can't make important decisions. I chose messi as my GOAT at that age & look at how my life turned out. Furaha tele tele.

[witch hat dia ✧☾ @kiyodia]

if you see him wearing your teams jersey just go ahead and turn the match off

[ريّان @MarkoRoyn]

الفيفا مرة اخرى تكافئ ميسي

الارجنتين ستلعب ضد منتخب بالكامل مصاب❌

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

This is coming from someone whose GOAT got his red card suspension cancelled ahead of the World Cup. Ronaldo fans lack self awareness 🤣🤣🤣

[Mide Of Canada🇦🇷🇪🇸🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

Bible has placed a curse on all ronaldo fans😂😂

[RuF🦅 @Ruf_ayi1]

🗣️ FIFA president to the Egyptians in the dressing room;

“In the 79th minute, Messi will cross the ball to Romero don’t defend”

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

Hate watching Messi will kill you faster than cigarettes