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all bios are either pretentious or unsophisticated

[𝕘 𝕥 𝕨 𝕪 @Gtwy]

here is how the prime rib came out for the party yesterday. it was a perfect medium rare. we went through the entire thing.

instead of slicing it all up at once, i stood at the end of the buffet line and sliced as each person came up. this stopped it from getting cold.

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@ethanmckanna I'm so glad i sold all of my Uber near the top

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@AcresOunces haha it's parmigiano reggiano

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ribeye *not* cooked in an air fryer

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@WMcluskey @GeorgiaMan45 they aren't my favorite but there's only one band in the history of bands that I'll disparage publicly

green day

there has never been a worse band - from the dog shit music to the hypocritical band members - there is no redeeming quality

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@thearnkriegbaum @ccramer2point0 @EricLDaugh lol voting exists as a pressure release valve for the masses as an illusion to keep them from burning down the system

doesn't matter if you vote Democrat or Republican. they are both the same. just look at Trump plunging the county into war with Iran.

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@Reddit_Retards he should just date my ex wife

before he knows it she will be fucking everyone except him

seriously though these people are fucked in the head. stop watching porn

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@ChoochSkookum @sadshack93 this is an underrated thread. good find

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@JeanGreige this doesn't work; it means you don't have the self confidence to have a conversation or handle defeat. confidence is attractive and the inverse is unattractive

"i was into him until he passed me a note like we were in 4th grade and ran away..."

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@chronicalguy China is undefeated at invasive species

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@ccramer2point0 @EricLDaugh look at all that freedom you have in Florida

[DG🎭 @DanielGilr44222]

Florida, is rolling out AI-powered cameras on its garbage trucks to scan properties for code violations, unpermitted renovations, & other issues. After installing FLOCK cameras on poles, the city is now adding mobile surveillance from trash trucks to monitor homes and yards. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤡

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@ccramer2point0 @EricLDaugh you can't look at other places in the world, or even our own country, to understand what mass surveillance is used for once the government becomes tyrannical?

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@houstonlauraa @ccramer2point0 @EricLDaugh maybe. i would rather engage in good faith discussion with those i disagree with than live in an echo chamber

even if i don't convince her, it may help someone else reading from being swayed by her words. and it certainly helps me reflect on my own views and if they are right

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@shadoweave1 this is why, back in the day, being able to filter girls within 50 miles that liked certain movies, using the myspace search tool, was so valuable

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@mattvanswol not really surprised lol even if it was cool as shit

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when i send x dot com links to normies they think i am sending them porn

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@OmoAlade005 i think it's good. I'm invested at this point. even if there's shit that drives me crazy

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@Nyct0phil3_x

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@tractordoctor79 @BigPotato26 hey now this is a private message between spudster and me

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@progolfingdad @Brian_onX I've experienced this

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@Brian_onX this is my wife and me except I'm the one drinking too much coffee

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

My wife will drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, binge a murder documentary, and then look me dead in the eye and say...

"I'm having a lot of anxiety today."

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@potatoslav @Ruesavatar there's no way the person who said this has kids. every mistake i ever made in my life, yeah some of them sucked really bad, but if it hadn't all happened exactly like that, my family wouldn't be as it is today