Goop 𒉭

The quiet shade Across old bark In the ancient glade It's always dark

[Zachary @osuzack]

Imagine SGA leaving for the Spurs next year. Imagine how pathetic that would be.

Yeah, I’m not over it. Sue me.

[adidas Basketball @adidasHoops]

Crickets.

[🎲 @genlusoflove]

my dad will show me 10% on rotten tomatoes vince vaughn comedies from 2014 you didn’t even know existed

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

NASA could spend 1.5 trillion dollars on rockets going up into space and down again for a year and I'd consider that a more meaningful and worthwhile investment than whatever we're doing in the Middle East.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[People's Art of War @pplsartofwar]

Them then:
“I lived off odd jobs and friends for 5 years while I searched for meaning.”

Them now:
“Why do you have a 1 month gap in your resume?”

[Lyra Sieradzka @lyrasie]

i will never forgive the chauvinists for robbing children of the basic understanding that every human being alive is just like them.

[Scott @WFNYScott]

Snaps required for each sack record:

Myles Garrett (23): 437
TJ Watt (22.5): 616
Michael Strahan (22.5): 567

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Working 8–9 hours a day and then going home to about 3-4 hours to yourself, which includes getting ready for the next day, is not living, to be very honest.

[adult swim @adultswim]

We're so proud of these boys

[No Context Cartoon Network @CNnocon]

#hahayouclowns

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

You are not asking for luxury.

You are asking for a doctor, a home, and time with your kids.

That used to be called middle class.

[Faust 🧙‍♂️☢️ @toffee_32]

quirkchungus dialogue from our heroine aside I'm so pissed off at Dinky looking towards the hotels like this. it's supposed to be a sniper nest for people to protect Novac against raiders how do you fuck this up

[Sean Murray @NoMansSky]

is… is Geoff about to reveal the epstein files as a world premiere?

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

SHEDEUR WITH A 53-YARD DIME 🔥

WHAT A THROW 🎯

(via @NFL)

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

1️⃣2️⃣ for Week 12

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Disgusting.

[Eric Metcalf @EricMetcalf21]

I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WORK IN THE @Browns FRONT OFFICE!!!