Güber

hi I’m Güb Fieri and we’re rolling out looking for America’s greatest timelines, twitters, and tweets

[Güber @GubFieri]

My dad sent the family group chat a study on how eating 1 hot dog claims 35 mins off your life...and to be honest, I find comfort in knowing I will die young

[juaan PETAL 7.31 ꕤ @juaangng__]

the carbon emissions department: the most fraudulent release in history

a thread🧵

[Güber @GubFieri]

@Pattachusetts no complaints over here. still using the app known as “twitter” in day mode — I think that’s why my tweets aren’t going thru any more. Zoey has been a huge help with the hemorrhoids; keeping me on a high fiber diet!

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Jersey Mike’s day of giving!
Yummy

[JOANNA @therealjoannaa]

Sarah Ann said she didn’t wanna be a pick me BUT literally was a pick me but texting him even tho she didn’t get chosen. A dummy fr #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6

[I be making movies nshit @CatchTay]

Chile Kenneth on Love is Blind can kiss my ass with his gaslighting tail self. He gone turn all that on her when she just said how she felt. I wana fight him so bad 😭

[zen ☯️ @Zennotsozen]

Kenneth is the real villain on Love is Blind

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Oh, no.

I was dreading this one.

[Güber @GubFieri]

@emilyadji Double dates this holiday season in the city?

[Güber @GubFieri]

my friend said they couldn’t date someone who lives in CT because they live in MA… meanwhile I’m dating someone who lives in NJ… hahahahahaha ya different perspectives on life and love baby

[Güber @GubFieri]

well the day finally happened… I saw the love of my life @Pattachusetts in the flesh

[Güber @GubFieri]

@Pattachusetts I ask you to marry me every week… yet here I am… still going on dates with men… disgusting

[pot @Pattachusetts]

me when @GubFieri goes on dates with other guys from boston

[cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle]

Please check your kid’s Halloween candy!My son found a double stuffed glizzy in his last year and my family hasn’t recovered.

[Güber @GubFieri]

@Pattachusetts baby stop talking about me like this. you acting crazy fr fr

[Güber @GubFieri]

someone that worked with me back in 2018 for two months and only follows me on Instagram described me as the following: “smart but interesting” — great choice of words for an outsider looking in

[ゴゴ 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖍 ゴゴ @RequiemRich]

The Illegal U-Turn shaboing boing is crazyyyyy

[Güber @GubFieri]

I’m still unsure if this man truly thought this was a compliment

[Güber @GubFieri]

@Pattachusetts I was hungover in a car for 10 hours… I was also ready to end it all

[Güber @GubFieri]

@Pattachusetts delaWHERE? never heard of her