Ma3stro 🇰🇪

Apparently I'm supposed to be a doctor, crazy right?

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Did you know the desire to escape slavery was once classified as a mental illness called drapetomania in 1851? Black people were considered mentally ill for refusing to live in bondage.

[Kofi Boachie-Ansah II @kofiversed]

Sitting in a meeting, meanwhile, this is where I am mentally…

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

you're studying but realized you're just rewriting the slides instead of learning

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

government should be boring. roads should work, water should be clean, hospitals should function, public transport should run, and your taxes should quietly pay for all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fvcking work.

[Charlotte Tepes, called sideróglossa 🕯️ @SnepOfTheWest]

In every Harry Potter book, there's approximately 45-100 students that are having a perfectly normal year and wondering why Harry and his friends are constantly involved in some whackadoo bullshit that threatens to close the school and fuck up their education

[hezi @hklivingg]

ngl i be sneak shazaming

[its king urek💢💢 @officiasammyly]

Three fighting rules of Jujutsu kaisen
1. Jump your opp
2. If you can't jump the opp, call gojo
3. Run

[TOPBOYDAREX🥷🦅🔥 @TopboyDarexxx]

I was only 9 months old when my own biological mother kicked me out her stomach naked and bloody because i mistakenly broke her water while playing.

(Never spoke to her for 2 years for doing that)

[risa. @bavarianlore]

tucked in locked in

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Maturing is realising your sick days are for when you’re sick of work

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"I hope this email finds you well"

How the email actually finds me:

[Novarx (incarnate) @warrie2021]

Attack on Titan is the only show that gives you the spoilers from season 1 but you don't even realize it was a spoiler until the final season

[Ma3stro 🇰🇪 @GuduEmmanuel]

Ozone

[SKB @seyikanbai]

i texted this girl i love her and she replied with “ohhhh”

please guys, what zone is this?

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Free Congo.

[ko @ko_for_real]

next part is realising that you're the average person

[` @wtfjossy]

bdsm (been depressed since march 2022)

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The secret to academic success is inherited wealth

[Onyango Otieno 🌻🇰🇪 @Rixpoet]

You see how women go hard at girl bullies. That’s how we men must confront rapists and abusive men.