Samantha

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

[liliam꩜ @spittingclots]

starting a new diet called the milk and cookies diet its where i eat milk and cookies whenever i want

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

@rachelhale072 I like him

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

@rachelhale072 Me

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sorry I can’t make it tonight :( I have to pick at my skin

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

how was your Therepy today kitten did they fix you

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

me getting back to my apartment after running errands

[The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33]

asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can i have more coffee?” two minute later

[Charlee @4Charleee]

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

[NOEL. @ninaanoell]

Don’t say nothing funny around me cus ima be laughing for 3 days

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

@rachelhale072 😂😂😂😂

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

@rachelhale072 Turn it on

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

@rachelhale072 Delicious

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

Oh look it’s my 6 month check in on this app. Good seeing everyone, bye

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

@rachelhale07 I will taxidermy both my cats next question

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

@rachelhale07 I’m the fatter one

[Samantha @Guerrasamantha_]

@rachelhale07