Guido Karp

Music Photographer, born in Germany, living in LA since 1999

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Today 11:30am Los Angeles time (20:30 in Germany): live streaming Teaflix - the interview show with the fabulous Ruth McCartney on https://t.co/RFGPN6DkeO

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@belindacarlisle Great images!

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Another year has passed. RIP John.

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@genesimmons One really must love such people, don't we? A UK magazine just asked Brexit supporters "if you ordered a large pizza. Would you have it cut in 6 or 8 pieces and why? ... the majority answered 6. They just could not eat 8.

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@paddingtonbear RIP

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Can we please let our children teach in the state parliament where the air filters are and toilets are in order and clean, and let the politicians in the ailing schools do politics?

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Just wanted to share this important information with you:
Right now I have more followers on Twitter than the incumbent President of the United States of America.

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Nicole's daughter Fabienne laughed this morning when I went to the studio while she is on vacation.

Then I quickly changed the WiFi password.

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Remembering my sister Christine. Would have been her 58th birthday today. #happybirthday and #rip. Guido

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"Do you still need something from the drugstore?"

"Yes, toothpicks."

“They are unhealthy. I'll bring you interdental brushes. "

“If you explain to the guests why New Year's Brunch interdental brushes are in the cheese cubes, then go ahead."

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The farmer comes home from the doctor. His wife: "What did the doctor say?"
"He needs stool, blood, and urine samples from me."
"Then just leave him your dungarees, then he's got everything he needs."

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Two years ago - I thought I had seen everything lighting wise - after all, I worked with #gerthof - may he rest in peace. Then, there was #ozzyosborne's #ozzfest

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Nicole's daughter Fabienne wants a horse for Christmas. We ususally had goose for Christmas, but let's try something new.

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Happy Holidays everyone.

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Kids calls into the kitchen:
"Mom, the Christmas tree is burning!"
"Kid, it doesn't burn, it's lit up!"
"Mom, now the curtain is lit up too."

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My wife said she wanted something for Christmas that goes from 0 to 100 in under three seconds.
I hope she's happy with the scales I got for her.

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Thanks God I am not a single. I just realized how painful it would be not to have someone fixing the wrapping paper for the holiday presents.

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I need your help: Do I put the frozen pizza with or without the foil into the hot water?

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This is Keith Richards and his daughter. If she ever dies, he will inherit everything. Happy birthday #keef

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"Mom, I have a date with the cute postman."
"That's not what I meant" father!"
"Age doesn't matter"
"Thats not what I meant"