Guido “Speed” Quaroni

5’2” | D3 pickleball | 1 time bee sting survivor |1 less PGA tour win than Tommy Fleetwood

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The wife found the burner. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. #mambaout

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England soccer is like having Brady and Moss and taking a knee on first and second down every drive

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@jgeronimocpa Except for when IUFB plays with the pigskin

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@IndianaTruther @hoosier_hater @ChickenManatIU @dick_80085 @mcquadekevin_ @weggie_rayne @TroubadourSG @IndianaRizzler @TomRhodes76 @gossipp67 @IndianaGuido I can’t prove u guys are just liking each others tweets but I would say im confident.

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@IndianaTruther @hoosier_hater @ChickenManatIU @dick_80085 @mcquadekevin_ @weggie_rayne @TroubadourSG @IndianaRizzler @TomRhodes76 @gossipp67 @IndianaGuido 3 likes and ill dox truther

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@IndianaTruther @hoosier_hater @ChickenManatIU @dick_80085 @mcquadekevin_ @weggie_rayne @TroubadourSG @IndianaRizzler @TomRhodes76 @gossipp67 @IndianaGuido

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@jgeronimocpa @RuthWalton6810 Maybe that would lower ur handicap from a 23

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@FatBagVineyard Is a giraffes pussy high?

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@pumbaawhoops 5 views on both. I am deeply sorry to those people, myself included.

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@jgeronimocpa “When” 😭

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Cousin(freshman in college) has been trying for years to set up her friends with me and my brother (29). #cuffed #watdatmean

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Guido out #footballschool #kingsdokingthings

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@Mikebasherluis Did you get blacked out for your 3 hour anniversary too?

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@Mikebasherluis Did the same thing last night. #weup

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Guido officially off the market. Any female inquiries please reach out to @jgeronimocpa

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@jgeronimocpa @richdaswaggy Thigh dox holy 🪵

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@homies47 Speaking like a guy who hasn’t DM’ed on beer buddy

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@FalmerJonesy Buddy, my hall pass is Drake Maye and the wife got Jacob Elordi. We are not the same.

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Video was my swing and first match said I was way too over the top. #fuck

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Guido invited to a dating app in the big 26’ #stillgotit. @TheWife if you are reading this it’s a joke. #iwasdoxxed

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@FatBagVineyard #mood #sacktuesdeeee