Guilty Pleas-ures

The only ice cream truck defending the independent investigation by Robert Mueller into Trump's ties to Russian attacks on our democracy. ⏰11:30-1:30 each day

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🚚 Wednesday, 12/5 🚚

~TODAY IS OUR LAST DAY~

Don't miss your last cohen.

WHERE: U st @ 14th-ish

⏰ 11:30-1:30 ⏰

Pleas_urs of the Day:
🍦IndictMint Chip
🍦Skating on almond brittle ice cream*
🍦Southern District of New York Cheesecake
🍦MuellerBerry*
*Vegan/Fake Moos

[Guilty Pleas-ures @GuiltyPleas_urs]

Learn about the latest in the investigation from someone who knows a thing or two about Guilty Pleas, Watergate prosecutor @JillWineBanks!

[MoveOn @MoveOn]

"The lesson from Watergate is no one is above the law." - Watergate prosecutor @JillWineBanks breaks down the charges brought by the Mueller investigation and what it means for Individual 1.

Protect the investigation: https://t.co/xdNIJQ4F3x

[MoveOn @MoveOn]

So if the DOJ has proof that @realDonaldTrump, AKA "Individual 1," committed a felony, will THAT be enough for Congressional Republicans to stop shilling for Trump and start doing their duty to protect the Constitution? https://t.co/p8UjWo6Uyp

[Renato Mariotti @renato_mariotti]

THREAD: What should we make of the conclusion by federal prosecutors in New York that Donald Trump directed Michael Cohen to commit a crime?

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In case you missed "Cookies and 192 Creaminal Charges" and/or don't get the pun.

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Whether you're lactose intolerant or just corruption intolerant, we've got you covered with an Individual One of the "Skating on (Almond) Brittle Ice (cream)!"

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IndictMint Chip! Get 'yer IndictMint Chip here!

[Sara Pearl @skenigsberg]

Last day for the @GuiltyPleas_urs ice cream truck! Two vegan flavors today 😋

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@KristaKaput -- How's the (almond) brittle ice (cream)?

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We're at 13th and U in front of Rite Aid!

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🚚 Wednesday, 12/5 🚚

~TODAY IS OUR LAST DAY~

Don't miss your last cohen.

WHERE: U st @ 14th-ish

⏰ 11:30-1:30 ⏰

Pleas_urs of the Day:
🍦IndictMint Chip
🍦Skating on almond brittle ice cream*
🍦Southern District of New York Cheesecake
🍦MuellerBerry*
*Vegan/Fake Moos

[Guilty Pleas-ures @GuiltyPleas_urs]

... but don't ask us, we just do ice cream.

Ask these 400+ DOJ alums.

[Zoe Tillman @ZoeTillman]

NEW: More than 400 Justice Department alumni have signed a statement saying they're "disturbed" by Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker's appointment https://t.co/1w6DJQ1XaQ

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Getting one for the 'gram.

We're closing up shop for today, but make sure to come see up tomorrow, 11:30-1:30, location to be announced.

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@CorrigaJ Justice is a dish best served ICE COLD.

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Hey @teamsters — we're outside HQ! Come celebrate the successes of the #MuellerTime investigation with some free ice cream.

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In honor of #nationalcookieday:

Get your free scoop of one of our Pleas_urs of the day:
🍦Cookies and 192 Creaminal Charges

Some suggested reading while you're in line:
https://t.co/tC3sVILafo

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"I'm alive with the power of free ice cream!"
- if this is you, please let us know!

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@lizrosej @foxnewspolitics @MoveOn 🍦🍭You're too sweet! 😊

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Hey @foxnewspolitics — we seeeeeee youuuuuu.
Don't be shy — you're welcome to some "Chocolate SubpoenaButter-the-Tax-Returns Swirl"

[Guilty Pleas-ures @GuiltyPleas_urs]

Dear 4th Estate:
It's been a long year.
We have free ice cream for you.
Come sample:🍦Cookies and 192 Creaminal Charges
400 North Cap. Now until 1:30.

[Guilty Pleas-ures @GuiltyPleas_urs]

🚚 Tuesday, 12/4 🚚

WHERE: 400 N Capitol St.
(b/w Union Station and Capitol)

⏰ 11:30-1:30 ⏰

Pleas_urs of the Day:
🍦Chocolate SubpoenaButter-the-Tax-Returns Swirl
🍦Cookies and 192 Creaminal Charges
🍦Michael Waffle Cone Lied to Congress
🍦MuellerBerry (V/Fake Moos)

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@eraoftherose Yup! Come find us across the street from DC's Cable Moos stations @ 400 North Cap.

[Guilty Pleas-ures @GuiltyPleas_urs]

🚚 Tuesday, 12/4 🚚

WHERE: 400 N Capitol St.
(b/w Union Station and Capitol)

⏰ 11:30-1:30 ⏰

Pleas_urs of the Day:
🍦Chocolate SubpoenaButter-the-Tax-Returns Swirl
🍦Cookies and 192 Creaminal Charges
🍦Michael Waffle Cone Lied to Congress
🍦MuellerBerry (V/Fake Moos)