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Guitarists: It’s not just how you play.

It’s how you stand like your life depends on a downstroke.

New series: Guitarist Postures & Motions - Punk Rock Edition 🎸

Now go rock that stance. Punk is all about ergonomics. Bad ergonomics. But still ergonomics.

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In case you missed the previous Guitar Fail Lexicon entry: PT-Shred-D 🎸

A real-ish disorder caused by excessive guitar video exposure.

If guitiredness was the warning sign… this is the boss fight.

Full diagnosis here 👇
https://t.co/NHsnBzYaSc

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New Guitar Fail Lexicon entry: PT-Shred-D 🎸

A real-ish disorder caused by excessive guitar video exposure.

If guitiredness was the warning sign… this is the boss fight.

Full diagnosis here 👇
https://t.co/24jafX6cKf

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Ghost-Noting is making a note feel so awkward that it leaves the harmony on its own.

You don't mute it or remove it. You just create an environment where it no longer feels comfortable.

It's basically passive-aggressive note management.

👻🎸https://t.co/g7Ell9j3o4

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🎸🥚You know it’s New Guitar Day when the message gets… mixed, and confusing.

Harm the Omelets™
Authentically distressed. Politically confusing.

Pun count officially overcooked. 😂

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In case you missed it, PT-Shred-D is the full sequel of prolonged guitiredness... The previous entry of Guitar Fail Lexicon... ⤵️
https://t.co/kONZWVzMST

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New Guitar Fail Lexicon entry: PT-Shred-D 🎸

A real-ish disorder caused by excessive guitar video exposure.

If guitiredness was the warning sign… this is the boss fight.

Full diagnosis here 👇
https://t.co/24jafX6cKf

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Previous study from Guitar Fail's Postures & Motions dept: Classical Guitarist Stance !

Master the 3-Point Anchoring System:
Butt → stool
Left foot → footrest
Right foot → ground

Just pure rigid excellence !
https://t.co/CdrlcHA0JO

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New from Postures & Motions class: The METAL GUITARIST STANCE 🤘
✔ Feet anchored
✔ Eyes glued to neck
✔ Pointy guitar mandatory
✔ Hip thrust optional
✔ Windmill = bonus if hair >20cm

Now go shred. And hydrate. You’re not 20 anymore.

Full Breakdown🔗 https://t.co/XXgdD1i9Ne

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Part of our freshly launched Guitarist Postures & Motions series...

First study : How to Stand Like a Punk Rock Guitarist

Spoiler : Stand like your life depends on a downstroke!

https://t.co/FS89CNTiNs

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And lesson two about Country Music right here...
https://t.co/JASTO07Cva

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🎸 New Guitar Fail Math 101: The Jazz Equation

✅ Jazz solos are infinite.
✅ Key signatures are optional.
✅ Jazzbox is mandatory.

The math checks out. Probably…

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In case you missed it, part of our freshly launched Guitar Fail Math 101 series... The only math class where failing is still a win.

Missed Lesson 1? Catch it on the blog! 👇
https://t.co/uzSXj0szAZ

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🎸New study from Guitar Fail's Postures & Motions dept: Classical Guitarist Stance

Master the 3-Point Anchoring System:
Butt → stool
Left foot → footrest
Right foot → ground

🎯 No smiling
🎯 No tapping
🎯 Just pure, rigid excellence

🔗Full breakdown https://t.co/MX8peOj9oD

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Too much pop in your country?

Replace your truck with a wild, wild horse. You know the tune !

That’s not advice. That’s math.... Guitar Fail Math!

Part of our freshly launched Guitar Fail curriculum. Missed Lesson 1? Catch it on the blog! 👇
https://t.co/uzSXj0t7qx

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New lesson in Guitar Fail Math 101 just dropped: The Country Equation 🤠

(Heartbreak + Truck) × (Twangy Tele + optional Steel Guitar) ÷ Pop

If Ulysses heard a pedal steel, he'd still be lost at sea.

Full breakdown 👇
https://t.co/JASTO08akI

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➡️ Read the full breakdown + survival guide here:
"How to Stand Like a Punk Rock Guitarist (Science Says So)" https://t.co/FS89CNTQD0

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Guitarists: It’s not just how you play.

It’s how you stand like your life depends on a downstroke.

New series: Guitarist Postures & Motions - Punk Rock Edition 🎸

Now go rock that stance. Punk is all about ergonomics. Bad ergonomics. But still ergonomics.

[Guitar Fail @Guitar_Fail]

Feeling guitired? You’re not alone. 😴🎸

We nailed it down in the Guitar Fail Lexicon. And now we’re about to launch something new: Guitarist Postures & Motions ⚡

Because there’s a fine line between stage presence… and stage nonsense.

Stay tuned.
https://t.co/kONZWVzf3l

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In case you missed it, check the first “Guitar Fail Math 101 : The Blues Equation” lesson !
https://t.co/uzSXj0t7qx

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Now that Guitar Fail has its very own math class ,it’s only fair that we also lean into geometry, right?
Welcome to your very first Guitar Fail Geometry 101 lesson.

This is the only geometry class you’ll ever need…

Class dismissed !
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