Journey into the cosmos with Capt. Sea Gull, the first true degen cosmonaut in space π No coin No contract, just this Twitter account and an idea π‘ #staysafu
The cadet knew that the mev provided volume and it would be easier to harness the monsters own brute force, rather than slay the beast. These hideous beasts could easily respawn and offen would return stronger than before. A simpler approach was needed, one that would benefit us
One cadet stood out from the rest, with skills to match the evil mevbots. It would not be easy by any measure, but our #basedcadet had nerves of steel, even when the world around him was crumbling, he kept his cool #dev#mevdefender#contract
The solution was not to destroy the mev that lived in the Ethereum contracts. But rather to co-exist with these hungry beasts that sought only to trap your valuable profits. A solution was engineered to trick the mevbots, and take back 5% from them one transaction at a time
Will a hero be forged from the fire, will a brave cadet engineer the needed code, the code that will defeat the evil #mevbot and return to our community, that which is theirs #develop#code
But all is not well in our beloved cryptosphere, the evil #mev that lurks within our prized Ethereum blockchain pose serious threats to our fragile geekosystem. Something must be done, we must unite to conquer these evil scammers and Mevlords #GULL
Gull cosmonauts travel in a harmonious and humanized sphere through the enclosed, all-encompassing web3 Cosmos, to the very edges of decentralization #GULL
The time has come, the teriny has exceeded the limits mankind can withstand. The time is now, the web3 degens of the cryptosphere must unite as one, as #BasedCadets#Gullcoin#GULL
Based Cadets pilot rigs, make multiple testnet jumps and deploys, and have done the usual rounds of zero-gravity coin pumps, fud spins, and other kinds of scammer challenges, which unfortunately are all part of learning to work in this web3 space #Web3#buidls#gtfoh
BasedCadets are super chill, even when the world is ending and the scams and rugs are never-ending. The tried and tested buildoors know just what to do #BUIDL#BTFD#LFGrow
The search for web3 astronauts and cosmonauts is a merciless endevour. Candidates wash out for the smallest of weaknesses like paperhanding the bottom. A large pool of #based candidates are needed to arrive at even a small corps of trainees that are honest and true to our cause
As nerve-wracking as the Meme War was, it had one redeeming quality, it turned us into spacefaring degens. Propelled by pride and the need to appear to be the biggest kid on the block. #GULL