AcholiZamani

Mandem's Limited Edition.. #TeamChrist #ManUtd #KLAFELLA What You See Is What You Get

[imerm_jr @imerm_jr]

A friend of mine once deleted all his social media accounts and disappeared for three whole years. He deleted contacts, changed his phone number, and nobody knew where he was or could reach him except his family.

[Fanbrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioRonald0]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo's Free Kick against Arsenal has been voted the greatest Free Kick of ALL TIME. 🤯

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

People who work in hotels and do uber work, see women differently

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

The audacity to be jealous of someone's blessings when you couldn't survive their battles.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

if you can't call a guy when you are horny please don't call him when you are broke

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

People have refused to accept that those cars are light.

[. @Fimiye]

Me enjoying my two-week free trial with a baddie before she realizes the only thing I have to offer her at the moment is attention, vibes, and the confidence of someone still figuring life out 😭

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Someone is angry at you right now because you are not suffering the way they expected you to. May God keep on disappointing them😂

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?"

Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son.

Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital.

Not because I was robbed.
Not because I was involved in an accident.

But because I was beaten for cheating.

"Pole sana bro."

"How many stitches?"

"One woman or a coalition government?"

The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Me: "Domestic misunderstanding."
Doctor: "Who won?"
Me: "...she did."

At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case.

Where will I bury my head?

Not in sand.
Not underground.

I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

[Kb37 @mdau_1]

The availability of women after you've smashed is unmatched😂😭

[Uncle Sam @UncleSamGlobal]

Go to a divorce court once. Just sit and observe.

Not a single woman is crying for love.

They are just there to destroy a man’s life and loot all his money.

[gam @mbafraaude]

Mi momento favorito del futbol ecuatoriano: Enner Valencia fingiendo una lesión para irse en ambulancia porque había entrado la policía al campo para detenerle por no pagar la pensión de manutención a su exmujer. Cine.

[Angella Nakiyuka Kebirungi @ANakiyuka85748]

Abayimbi abakadde basusse okutuswaaza walai

[FÚTBOL HUB @futbol_hubX]

🚨| SHOCKING MOMENT AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP! 🤯🌎

Miguel Almirón became the first player ever to be sent off for 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 his mouth while speaking to an opposition player during a confrontation. 😳🟥

[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

Only 20k and they grant you a visa entry to Uganda, this country banange

[Shalom heavens @Shalomheavens22]

iPhone 12 at 100k 😂🙌 stock mpya

[Proud Acholi @okumsun]

CDF we need to arrest this gal and her parents immediately bse what's this ??

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

Aba boda bayina amaanyi ne'biseera, naye Rasta tayinamu alinga nze just kwekyanga bwekyanzi

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

After sex you have to text her and ask if she enjoyed It. Keep her reply as receipt of service because rape accusations can emerge at any time!

[Tommy Lee Uganda @TommyLeeUganda]

A Girl From Masaka/ Nateete Just Scammed A Mityana Guy Off His Transport Money. Gen. Muhoozi Should Come In And Rescue Us.