Hello everynyan tis I... Lynn................
Pronouns r fuck/you/kys (not really just any works)
I mostly repost and am unfortunately a chronic reply guy but sometimes i say stuff.
autistic people want to fuck robots so bad because theyll say some shit like "entering sex mode" which is the clarity and directness they need to not feel evil
pussy from a girl who's actively trying to kill me with all sorts of convoluted traps and mechanisms that always backfire on her and leave her covered in soot and smoke like a cartoon
computer show me… mother who abandoned her family meeting back up with her daughter after years and years, seeing her daughter grown up, making the best apology she can but knowing she can never make up for all the missed years, crying and begging on the strap
getting pizza with ur vampire gf and they ask if u want to get a combo with garlic bread and u know shes gonna eat it n have a bad tummy ache for the whole day so u say no and she looks at u like u staked her entire family
Me: in my boring college lecture
Pomni: *FaceTimes me* hey babe ive been cooking up a mean one and I want to show you! *Farts so bad that it interferes with the Bluetooth connection disabling it for a 5 mile radius forcing my classmates to hear this monstrous fart*
Me: O//_//O