Ian

Please steal my jokes they need a better home.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

It’s been fuck Ed Sheeran ever since he was randomly in an episode of Game of Thrones. wtf was that about?

[Godfrey @godfrey_von]

digimon
*gigantic bong rip*
digital monsters

[Kaiji Von Tang @KaijiTang]

millennial midlife crisis be like

maybe i should reinstall world of warcraft

[cow @vast_cow]

deleted tiktok and runescape mobile now idk what to do while i drive

[𝕾𝖎𝖙𝖔 @xNikoBelix]

Maturing is realizing dub adding stupify in this scene made it far better than sub.

[zzyzx @zzyzx420]

a seven nation army couldn’t jerk me off

[Stardust Heartbreaker @StardustHB]

“You forgot my Super Saiyan Sauce”

[Dragon Prince Aesandril @CaledorianMage]

I have as of now, officially read the entirety of A Song of Ice and Fire.

Surely George will release the Winds of Winter now that I specifically have read the series.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

I think you should start preparing for the possibility that the world isn’t going to end.

[cecilily @cecililytweets]

@DiscussingFilm

[shifty looking cow @jingloid]

Remember the old days when you could just slap omni-gel on everything?

[Logan @LoganMcSilent]

dragonite is 30 years old and just won worlds for the first time... you've still got time, unc

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Tyrion Lannister: Stannis Baratheon. What do we know of him?
Advisor: They say that witch pussy has him under a spell, my lord. That it has him totally transfixed. They say he’s autistic about that pussy, my lord.
Tyrion: It is a tragedy the way war pits us against our brothers.

[Ian @Gundanium_Alloy]

Jokes about missing attacks in Morrowind make me sad.

[SephirothSword57 🇯🇵 @SephirothSword_]

It makes me sad to see how common female hatred is among Gaijins...

Do not worry, females (especially you Japanese females)! I will always protect you from these foul Westerners.

[ava @awtisym]

i get high as fuck then hop on overwatch to ruin everyones day

[Josiah, The Southern Highlander @the_highlander]

Jobs I've held:

Highwayman
Sailor
Dam builder
Starship pilot
A single drop of rain

[knifedog ▂▂⌇ @knjfedog]

really funny when you have worn your socks for the last time due to holes and you just take them off and put them in the garbage, thats not where clothes go lol