Gunnar Batchman

icloud sucks

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The mark davis haircut is making a comeback

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people willingly live in los angeles

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there is a direct correlation between standing in front of the tv at the super bowl party and going home early to watch euphoria

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in the season of 21st birthdays, please remember, las vegas was ready for you, the bartender can hear you without screaming, and you are not original for going to nashville

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betty white is dead, it’s not ironic, she was 99, don’t tweet about it, please

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@brittanytspade it’s the other way around

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bad day to be a san luis chp when jon lund comes to town

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woke up this morning to find my roommate (@soloman_bennett ) in the bathtub with a bunch of whip its, he growled at me, not how i thought he’d spend this 23rd birthday

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huge congratulations to the train who broke the decibel system at 2:05 am last night

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@DiGiorno makes a lot of sense right about now

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@dominos where is my pizza it’s been over an hour

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the adult version of an mip should be buying a mountain dew

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chico pd gets off work excited to go home and crack into a six pack of wine coolers #idontmaketherules

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if i am elected president

automatic no fly list if you willingly bought a jeep truck

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saw a guy drinking a truly on the sidewalk in downtown visalia and the only thing i wanted to do was give him a $400 fine and suspend his license for a year.... maybe i have become what i fear most #momentoftruth

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if you can forget about the terrible infrastructure and slow speed limits california is actually the best state to drive in if you love traffic

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chico pd i’d like to report a j walker on the corner of 1st and cedar please serve justice

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chico fire ❤️

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have been feeling really bad about not graduating this week but at least i have 12 more semesters before i’m eligible to join chico pd

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didn’t find any needles on my walk home tonight thanks chico pd ❤️ #turningpoint #chooselove