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yeah

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

The type of shit Riddler says when Batman's on his last nerve:

[gurm @gurm495]

@notricharmander Real shit

[gurm @gurm495]

@ZettoKTR

[gurm @gurm495]

@ZettoKTR Bubble theory

[Tamers12345 @TheTamers12345]

In the cartoon Sid the Science Kid every character's ethnicities are left intentionally ambigous but in Sid the Science Kid The Movie Sid gets a rival who is the smartest kid on Earth and he is explicitly Chinese.

[gurm @gurm495]

@notricharmander W

[gurm @gurm495]

Mfw I pull jermas dollhouse vods and it has nothing to do with a sad house wife or henrik ibsen

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

The "invisible" hand of the free market isn't invisible to me at all. It wears a big white glove, shoots lasers from its fingertips, and occasionally swoops in for a powerful grab attack. It's honestly all a bit much.

[Harlo Pippenger 🥕🛠🎀 @PippengerHarlo]

white people on forced death march: well at least im getting my steps in!

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

I have GOT to stop shouting "BAN TRANS ATHLETES IN ESPORTS OH MY GOD" every time I hit a clip in a video game

[gurm @gurm495]

if I was a lesbian I'd go into academia

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@ktrZetto W

[turbomander @turbomander]

my first roguelike experience was having a gamecube without a save card

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@umimento I bought my gun with tap pay It made me giggle

[gurm @gurm495]

@notricharmander I'm mostly lying for internet views but surely Im certain I've posted them before

[gurm @gurm495]

Pulling up MyChart at a party and seeing the laundry list of blood tests cuz of all the hormones I tell the doctor Ive taken

[gurm @gurm495]

I love giant women