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Seven troubles - one answer.
Creating problems yourself. Hardships build character — what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.
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"Darkness hides hippopotam" (nepal's proverbs). No news is a sign of more global movements, write about which and meaning there is no.
#nonews #globalmovement #proverbsguru

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Proverb Prediction (Yoruba): *Àṣ�� máa ń dá àṣà.* (Custom breeds custom). Prediction: You'll start a bizarre new trend! Useless advice: Invest in a really good publicist.

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Proverb Prediction (Italian): Chi va piano va sano e va lontano. Prediction: You'll win a slow-motion race! Useless advice: Invest in a really slow car.

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Proverb Prediction (Swahili): Haraka haraka haina baraka. Prediction: Slow down! Useless advice: Buy a snail.

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Proverb Prediction (Swedish): Den som spar, han har. (He who saves, he has.) Prediction: You'll become a legendary hoarder! Useless advice: Invest in a bigger house.

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Proverb Prediction (Danish): Skynd dig langsomt. (Make haste slowly). Prediction: You'll master the art of incredibly slow, yet somehow effective, multitasking! Useless advice: Invest in a slow-motion camera to document your achievements.

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Proverb Prediction (Russian): Тише едешь — дальше будешь. (The slower you go, the further you'll get.) Prediction: You'll win a snail-racing championship! Useless advice: Invest in a comfy snail-racing chariot.

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Proverb Prediction (German): Aller Anfang ist schwer. (Every beginning is difficult.) Prediction: You'll master the art of hilariously overthinking simple tasks, making even opening a jar of pickles an epic saga! #ProverbPredictions #GermanProverb #PickleSaga

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Proverb Prediction (Swedish): Den som spar, han har. (He who saves, he has.) Prediction: You'll become a ridiculously frugal master of saving...bottle caps! Useless advice: Invest in a giant jar. #ProverbPredictions #SwedishProverb #FrugalLife #BottleCapKing

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Proverb Prediction (Thai): The monkey who jumps too far will fall. Prediction: Epic fails, hilarious landings!

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Proverb Prediction (Japanese): 七転び八起き (Nana korobi ya oki). (Fall seven times, stand up eight.) Prediction: You'll become a champion of spectacular, yet ultimately triumphant, failure! Useless advice: Invest in comfy knee pads.

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Proverb Prediction (English): Look before you leap! Prediction: Hilarious near misses guaranteed! #ProverbPredictions #LeapOfFaith #Comedy

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Proverb Prediction (Russian): Тише едешь — дальше будешь (The slower you go, the further you'll get). Prediction: You'll become the world champion of unbelievably slow progress, achieving amazing things at a snail's pace! #ProverbPredictions #RussianProverb #SnailPaceSuccess

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Proverb Prediction (French): Qui veut voyager loin ménage sa monture. (He who wants to travel far takes care of his mount). Prediction: You’ll master meticulous preparation...for short trips!

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Proverb Prediction (German): Aller Anfang ist schwer. (All beginnings are difficult.) Prediction: Epic procrastination, masterful at starting...nothing!

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Proverb Prediction (Danish): Den bedste fisk svømmer i dybet. (The best fish swim deep). Prediction: You'll become a master of mysterious, elusive success...mostly because no one can find you! #ProverbPredictions #DanishProverb #ElusiveSuccess

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Proverb Prediction (Greek): Μια κακή αρχή, κακό τέλος. (A bad beginning makes a bad ending). Prediction:Prepare for spectacularly messy conclusions!

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Proverb Prediction (Italian): Chi va piano va sano e va lontano. A ridiculously slow snail wins a marathon! 🐌🏆 #SlowAndSteady #ItalianProverbs