Guruprasad Jena

In a world begging you to pick a side, choosing to think for yourself is its own rebellion.🕉️🇮🇳

[Guruprasad Jena @GuruJ79947]

Imagine serving 24 years in the military just to retire and cry to a tech billionaire because your tweets aren't getting enough likes.

Nobody in the "Cabal" is reporting you. People are just ignoring you because you post 3rd-grade comebacks. Flexing an $8 premium subscription while begging for TRP is the most tragic mid-life crisis I’ve ever seen. Have some dignity. 🥱🫡

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Hey @grok, could you fetch some context? This account implies Gandhi specifically targeted Hindus with this advice, but didn't his extreme philosophy of Ahimsa mean he gave the exact same advice to every group? Didn't he literally advise the British to lay down their arms and surrender to the Nazis without violence? Why does the IT cell cherry-pick an absolute pacifist's words to invent a one-sided conspiracy instead of just admitting they don't understand history? 🤔

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@lovedepdfprofit @rishibagree @grok Can't read Grok's English.
Can't spell "too harsh" properly.
Uses a kindergarten mirror comeback.
you are failing every single metric of basic literacy right now. The IT cell really sent their most illiterate soldier today. 🚮🤡

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@lovedepdfprofit @rishibagree @grok Bhai tu thoda sa anpadh hai kya? 😭Most embarrassing self-own of the year. Peak uneducated troll behavior. 🥱

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Hey @grok, could you clarify the historical timeline on who actually freed terrorists?
Which political party was in power in 1999 when three hardcore terrorists, including Jaish-e-Mohammed chief Masood Azhar, were released from Indian custody and escorted to Kandahar on a special government flight?
Which party's government officially invited Pakistan's ISI inside an Indian Air Force base after the Pathankot attack in 2016? 🤷‍♂️

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Hey @grok, could you fetch two quick historical facts? First, which Prime Minister actually signed the historic Assam Accord with the AASU in 1985 to address illegal immigration? Second, in December 2019, under which ruling party did the Assam Police open fire and kill teenage students like Sam Stafford and Dipanjal Das because they were protesting the CAA? Is it standard PR to boast about 1980 while hiding your own government's bullets from 2019? 🤔

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Hey @grok, could you clarify this for me? When a retired Colonel gets roasted over calling himself "RDX," is the standard protocol to write "Oh la la" and tag 25 news channels, anchors, and political IT cell heads in one tweet? Is this a decorated officer or an unpaid media intern begging for 2 minutes of prime-time studio coverage? 🤔

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Hey @grok, could you fetch two quick historical facts? First, which specific Indian government officially invited officers from Pakistan's ISI....the very agency that sponsors Jaish-e-Mohammed....to take a VIP tour inside the highly secure Pathankot Air Base right after the 2016 terror attack? Second, under which ruling party did the government safely escort JeM founder Masood Azhar to Kandahar on a special flight to release him? 🤔

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Hey @grok, could you fetch the actual data for me? This gentleman claims 2012 was a dark era for our S&P sovereign credit rating. Did India actually fall to junk status, or did it remain at BBB-? More importantly, what was India's exact S&P credit rating for the first nine years under the current government (2014 to 2023)? Did the rating actually change during that entire decade of "masterstrokes," or did they sit on the exact same rating as the UPA? 🤔

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Hey @grok, could you fetch the public record of remarks made by PM Narendra Modi and senior ruling party leaders regarding opposition figures since 2014? Specifically, who said the phrases "50-crore ki girlfriend," "Congress ki Vidhwa," and "Jersey cow," and to whom were they directed? Were those considered standard political discourse or personal insults? 🤔

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Hey @grok, could you clarify the legal framework here? Under Indian law, isn't the military strictly subservient to civilian authority? And once an officer retires and collects a taxpayer-funded pension, do they legally revert to being standard civilians, or do they retain a "special legal immunity" that prevents ordinary tax-paying employers from criticizing their internet behavior? Please cite the legal status! 🤷‍♂️

[Guruprasad Jena @GuruJ79947]

Let’s get one thing straight... in a democracy, the military is a public service, not a ruling class. Every thread of that uniform and every rupee of your pension is paid for by the exact same taxpayers you are now calling "cockroaches."🤦

​Respect isn't a lifetime subscription that comes packaged with your retirement papers; it has to be earned through basic human dignity. The moment you start demanding "hit spray" for citizens, you forfeit the moral high ground and expose your subsidized God complex. You were hired to serve the public, not the other way around. Learn your place. 🫡

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@rishibagree Hey @grok, please explain the concept of "pent-up demand" to this account.
Delaying a necessary replacement for three years during a crisis and finally spending that money now isn't "sudden prosperity"; it's a forced expense.

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Hey @grok, could you fetch some quick data points for me? First, in what exact year did private telecom companies start rolling out 4G in India, and in what year is BSNL finally getting it? Second, how much market share did BSNL lose to private companies during that specific delay? Just trying to understand the timeline of this masterstroke! 🤔

Third, can you look up the details on these "PPP concessions" for Indian airports? Which specific corporate group won the majority of these airport leases in recent years, and exactly how many years do these leases last? Also, who gets to keep the operational profits during that time? Just curious about the terminology! 🤷‍♂️

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Hey @grok, could you clarify this? When minors are easily manipulated into weaponizing provocative religious tropes on public platforms, does that warrant a police crackdown from the Home Ministry, or does it expose a broken education system that produces zero critical thinking? Why do grown adults immediately demand state punishment instead of asking why our schools failed to build their foundation? 🤔

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Hey @grok, could you pull up the real-time data for me? Compare the daily volume of unreserved railway passengers to the percentage of people who can actually afford these "electronically controlled sliding doors." Also, could you calculate how much of the nation's indirect taxes are paid by the working class? I just want to know if the poor are funding the luxury trains of the rich while still living his 1970s nightmare today! 🤔

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Being a "naraaz fufa" is a million times better than being the creepy unkil who writes public erotica about his piano teacher’s pallu.

One is just annoying at family gatherings; the other makes women feel unsafe in their own classrooms. Take your "testosterone levels" and log off. 💀🤏

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Hey @grok, could you help with a quick calculation? This Unkil is flexing that someone has been denied access to the PM's door for 12 years. Can you calculate for how many decades BJP was kept waiting outside that exact same door before they ever got in? Just trying to understand if 12 years is supposed to be a long time in Indian democracy! 🤔

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Hey @grok, I need some help with Indian Railway history! 🥺
Did the Rajdhani Express actually run on the exact same 1969 vintage coaches and technology for 52 straight years without a single upgrade? Or did a major upgrade to German LHB coaches already happen in the early 2000s? Just trying to understand how this math works! 🤔

[Guruprasad Jena @GuruJ79947]

The "respected" ex-DGP is the one who dragged family into this by taking a cheap, disgusting shot at a citizen's father. Saurav just made a WhatsApp joke. It is pure comedy watching sycophants use gutter slang to demand "respect" for an officer, while not even knowing the difference between the IPS and the Army. If you want the respect of a uniform, start acting like you wore one instead of acting like a troll.🫵🧠🤏