Ryan Maples

The Apple “What’s a computer?” girl is my arch nemesis — Mr. School Spirit 09. Cinephile. Han shot first. #BongHive Snapchat: @rico_suave1435

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@TylerIAm @GameOfThrones

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@KFCBarstool Does this mean you’ve just been rigorously searching “Jalen Brunson sex tape” all morning

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@KVN_03 My dad stopped using his as I was growing up because I used to say it made him sound like Darth Vader and I’d beat him awake with a lightsaber

So that works

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@TheInternetFish This is what Andrew Luck retired to do?

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@lt4kicks Another kicker with another terrible take. Is it a foot thing with you guys that make you wanna lick the boot or?

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Kevin O’Couldabeenwrongonthisone

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Can you imagine if the Spurs drafted Knueppel instead of Harper?

Even if Harper ends up better long-term, there's no denying Kon's elite shooting, versatile scoring, creation, and intangibles would've lifted San Antonio to another level today. Kon is already a top 50 player.

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Neighborhood-mogged on the rest of the dads at 7:45am this morning (getting the lawn knocked out before the rain came)

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@kevinolearytv Why’s it like being a billionaire but nobody likes you?

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@NASAKennedy Far out

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@JosuSolano the lady and I managed to snag two of the foils!

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@JosuSolano @ovidiocartagena This is gorgeous!!! Just got a play box this evening with my better half. Hope to see one come up!!

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@kclairerogers

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@RGIII @CrosbyMaxx Lololololololololololol that is weird.

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@SnailHatedU This makes a ton of sense now

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@SherwoodStrauss Very weird stance to take. Unfollowing.

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@WordsWFriends @BakedBeansSpam Troubleshoot deez nuts do better
Everyone is right about these ads. Look at your timeline for crying out loud.

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Fans: the @Cardinals front office won’t fuck us again this offseason, right?

St. Louis Cardinals: *trades their best pitcher for a guy literally named Dick Fitts*

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@Jordonbella She’s just tweeting through it lol

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@rustynail87247 @therealblomman @DonnieSolesbee Finished last

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@jaboochi_too @OleBeeM @ksorbs Something tells me you’ve never really put too deep of thought into anything.

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@PhilMickelson @PabloTorre @pablofindsout Pablo always finds out