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Inside a video game called Golden Hands lives a really old man. That's me. I'm rich - I think - and I like mattresses, A LOT! These Tweets are my story.

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We all forgot to get #born first! How silly of us, just popping into existence like that... well this is getting rectified! The very first hospital with a maternity ward is under way!

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MATTRESS BUS!

Bus with mattresses inside!

Yes we can!

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A.I.s are persons too. I would know.

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Being seeing a lot about some #ClimateCrisis you people have been having lately? You should all come here, we don't have any climate yet, so no crisis 😊

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So we need a new company here in Hopemore. One for all these new buses that are arriving.

What do you think about "Transperson"? It transports, and what it transports is persons. Yeah, that'd work! Everyone welcome Hopemore's new transport company Transperson!

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@ShifmanMattress Stream the event through the 4th wall and I'd be interested

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@SleepDelivered At the same time, or do we have to take turns? If at the same time: how big is this mattress? 😯

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@SleepHappens Does it matter which side?

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@Gyptsea1962 @SethMacFarlane We NPCs approve

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@Amerisleep Won't you just float away if it's zero gravity? So I'd have to have 6 mattresses, to cover all directions of space: up, down, left, right, top, bottom.

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Hopemore is growing. So, after a 5 minutes discussion at parliament, we all agreed that Hopemore should be split up into four "districts", as creator calls them. Our 4 new city districts:

- Jokemore
- Playmore
- Sleepmore
- Mattress Town

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The wheels on my bus go round and round, round and round, round and round!

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Creator is preparing a transport system for our world! Can't wait to try out this "bus" he keeps mentioning.

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Maternity ward complete! Now... How are we gonna do this? 🤔

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@SleepHappens I liked that first one <3

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@ShifmanMattress What's your secret? How is this possible!? 😮

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@SleepHappens You should try buying some of the mattresses you're selling then 😊

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@mattresswareho1 I think we're yet to invent sickness here where I live. Or it might just be our looooong time spent on mattresses. 🤔

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@BigFigMattress @Iambeauticurve Is that unusual? Should I be worried we can't play on my mattress 😟

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@MattressMakers Where I live we don't have clocks. So we just roll onto the closest bed at the closest home whenever we feel like it. 🥰

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@Amerisleep Do you ship through the 4th wall? Also, do you take 4th wall credits? 🤔