Jarẽd Goonũz

UMass fan | Sigma Ligma Member | UMBA

[Jarẽd Goonũz @GustavoMarkum]

Amherst liquors now. Thank me later #umass #mass #sendit

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Because of @Simone_Biles stupidity I think I’m going to follow @Riley_Gaines_ on all social media platforms #retard

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Happy derby day! If journalism wins I will drink my piss #النصر_كاواساكي

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@JACKgeOFFerson no, just you jack!

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always a great time drinking with @tjgooner50. If he finishes this rack I’ll do the milk mile. Keep y’all updated. #expand #LANK

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I was just told that I need to tweet more.

Tonight’s thought: there should be scales outside every college town bar.

[Tj gooner @tjgooner50]

Drinking for all the burners we lost today. #thelist #goon

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MARK ANDREWS BETTER SLEEP WITH AN EYE OPEN TONIGHT #nfl #RavensFlock #Playoffs

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Is it just me or is the only clothes these umass football players have are team issued? I’ve seen the same kid in the same shirt and shorts the past 3 days. #umassfootball #umass

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UMass could beat Clemson in football

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Sometimes I don’t know if it’s a liquid or a solid

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MAKE MEN MEN AGAIN

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@HughTheSportGuy Who is this Travis hunter guy