Gutshot

Wealthy pauper, unable to think inside the box.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kerry Kennedy on her brother RFK JR: There was a snake in the garden. He rushed over with his infant son in one hand—he grabbed this snake and stuffed it into the pillowcase while he was holding his infant son.

He walked up to where the rest of the birthday party was, and he reached into the bag. And the snake was just chomping on his hand, and he pulled out the snake to show the kids. Then there was a vole and he grabbed that with his hand and he put it into the bag with the snake, which made all the kids scream.

Then we went over to his house a mile away. There were tons of kids in the swimming pool and he released this snake that had chomped on his hand into the swimming pool.

Now, so this is somebody who, on the one hand, has a fascination with nature, but on the other hand has, you know, a lack of judgment when it comes to the safety and care of children and of and so is this the person who you want running HHS who's got this lack of judgment when it comes to health and safety?

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Eric Trump has since deleted this post, which confirms it was clearly not fabricated.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

New “Art of The Deal” is out, and it’s short:

“Give your opponent everything they ask for and declare victory”

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Guys this is absolutely a disaster

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They should lead by example and stop voting now.

[Covie @covie_93]

All this entire family knows how to do is commit crimes.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Here's Jonathan. He was born in 1832 and he's 194 years old. He's also Mitch McConnell's younger brother.

[AbsoluteAutism @AbsoluteAutism]

The note of all notes

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’m currently at a hospital waiting to claim a long-overdue soul.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

They’re called expansion joints Genius, and they’re supposed to be there and if they didn’t get replaced the pool will now leak.

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

Notice how almost EVERYTHING inside Obama’s Presidential Center bears someone ELSE’S name:

The Eleanor Roosevelt Garden
The Nancy Pelosi Pavilion
The Nelson Mandela Skyroom
The Ann Dunham Water Terrace

The list goes on…

REAL leaders don’t feel diminished by sharing the spotlight 💙

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts was named by Act of Congress, January 1964, signed by President Johnson:

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.

What the literal hell is this?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Congressman Robert Garcia @RepRobertGarcia]

If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…

[Secrets and Laws @secretsandlaws]

“A predilection for nipples…”

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

According to a new report released today by the Miami New Times, Trump threw and funded underage sex parties at his Palm Beach golf course.

The president was made aware of the pending publication 2 days ago.

Maybe now you understand why we struck Iran last night.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Nailed it here. 👇

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Team 5th Place

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Reminder: both of their fathers are convicted felons.