Elon Mah

Parody Account.

Diogenes fan 404.412BC

[Elon Mah @Guv95]

Sum memes. N joy.

[Elon Mah @Guv95]

Captain Ginyu got his own game?

[nohost @nohost_dev]

this fight is giving a lot of people trouble

without a proper explanation of all the systems it's pretty hard to brute force tbh. here's how i beat clem

[Elon Mah @Guv95]

Kane's slab head will save us all

[Elon Mah @Guv95]

Okay England has 0 defence... ffs

[PaleExposed @PaleExposed]

Hitler stans posting him ‘protecting’ a Ukrainian girl and polish guy, the same Hitler who called Slavs subhuman and planned to genocide millions of them. Dumb weirdo’s 😂

[Elon Mah @Guv95]

Wilder nearly caught a 619

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

[Bandit ☭ 🔻🌸 @Bandit161_]

Bringing back this classic.

Shaggy has no mugshot, which implies he was never caught. He definitely went into hiding in Cuba or Algeria

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

Ain't gonna lie seeing glitter graphics like this in 2026 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

France has taken a bold step by making planned obsolescence a criminal offense — meaning companies can now be punished for intentionally designing products to wear out early.

If manufacturers deliberately create electronics or appliances that fail sooner than they should- whether through weak hardware, software updates that slow devices, or other built-in limitations, they can face serious consequences. Penalties include up to two years in prison and fines of €300,000, or as much as 5% of a company’s annual revenue in major cases.

The law grew out of France’s consumer-protection efforts and was strengthened after investigations into phone slowdowns revealed how software could be used to push people into buying replacements.

But this isn’t just about punishment. It’s part of France’s wider “right to repair” movement, which aims to reduce electronic waste, stop hidden forced upgrades, and encourage companies to make products that last longer and can be repaired more easily.

By cracking down on disposable-by-design goods, France is sending a strong signal to manufacturers worldwide: build products to last. The goal is a more sustainable system where items are repaired instead of replaced helping both consumers and the planet.

[awesome_visuals @awesome_visuals]

cat secret move unlocked.

[Emre @olurunbu]

adam salatalıktan megatron yapmış daha etkileyicisini az gördüm

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Albert Einstein chilling at the beach, 1939.

[Bev 🇨🇦 @Garnet_2203]

I was born in 1961 too.
And this version of the past is a myth.

Kids did have food allergies we just didn’t have the science to name them.
I lost a brother before he was two because medicine didn’t yet understand what allergy killed him.

Trans kids didn’t “not exist.”
They hid. They were shamed. Many never survived adolescence.

Violence didn’t start with social media.
Bullying, racism, misogyny, and abuse were simply normalized and ignored.

Families didn’t stay together because things were better
they stayed together because women and children had fewer choices.

And no, it wasn’t just “Merry Christmas.”
We said Happy Holidays. Season’s Greetings. Yuletide.
Nobody lost their mind. Nobody felt threatened. We just… lived.

I rode buses and subways too
they weren’t magically safer.
We just didn’t talk about what happened on them.

What really changed wasn’t people.
It was visibility.

Data replaced denial.
Voices replaced silence.
And accountability replaced nostalgia.

The past wasn’t safer.
It was quieter because suffering had nowhere to go.

I don’t want a time machine.
I want a future where we stop confusing silence with peace.

Stop being such a boomer.

[Elon Mah @Guv95]

Adele - Rolling with the creeps

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

Brits mentioned in newly released Epstein Files and the times:

Andrew Windsor - 173
Queen Camilla - 9
Tony Blair - 22
David Cameron - 19
Nigel Farage - 18
Gordon Brown - 16
Peter Mandelson - 10
Colin Firth - 10
David Beckham - 9
Mick Jagger - 9
Elton John - 8
Adele - 8

[Elon Mah @Guv95]

Eubank Jr. is displaying Monday morning enthusiasm

[Elon Mah @Guv95]

Connor Benn is putting in the work. It's his fight